Best College Jokes

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My mom got me a cardboard cutout of my dog to take with me to college
My mom got me a cardboard cutout of my dog to take with me to college

Memes,  Funny Pet Images,  
    
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5 minutes into the new semester like
5 minutes into the new semester like

Memes,  Jokes About School,  
    
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When you didn't crack a book all semester but still pass the class
When you didn't crack a book all semester but still pass the class

Memes,  Finals Week Meme,  
    
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thinks nyu will be like sex & the city 

4 years celibacy
thinks nyu will be like sex & the city

4 years celibacy


Celibacy Jokes,  New York Jokes,  
    
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When your parents say you can't take your dog to college
When your parents say you can't take your dog to college

Memes,  College Jokes In English,  
    
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''I graduated from a very small university.''
''I graduated from a very small university.''

Diploma Jokes,  University Jokes,  
    
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Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation
Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation

Diploma Jokes,  College Jokes One Liners,  
    
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It's a Bachelor of Arts double major in socio-economics and political phychology with a concentration in historical paradigms.
It's a Bachelor of Arts double major in socio-economics and political phychology with a concentration in historical paradigms.

Diploma Jokes,  College Is A Joke,  
    
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All our nurses now have degrees...unfortunately nurse Pilbright's is in the expressive arts!
All our nurses now have degrees...unfortunately nurse Pilbright's is in the expressive arts!

Diploma Jokes,  Funny College Posters,  
    
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''That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...''
''That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...''

Diploma Jokes,  School And College Jokes,  
    
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Applies for school 

Ends up running admissions
Applies for school

Ends up running admissions


Memes,  Funny School Jokes,  
    
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Has been studying his subject for 30 years

Assumes you will understand it after 3 classes
Has been studying his subject for 30 years

Assumes you will understand it after 3 classes


Professor Meme,  Professor Jokes,  College Is A Joke,  
    
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First day of class

"Hope you all got my email about today's quiz on chapter 1"
First day of class

"Hope you all got my email about today's quiz on chapter 1"


Professor Meme,  Best Teacher Jokes,  
    
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Gave answers to test questions in other questions

Entire class still failed
Gave answers to test questions in other questions

Entire class still failed


Professor Meme,  College Exam Memes,  
    
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If you're failing the class just drop out.

Then take the class again next semester and make me some more money.
If you're failing the class just drop out.

Then take the class again next semester and make me some more money.


Professor Meme,  College Funny Jokes,  
    
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