Best Comeback Jokes

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I called my mom a peasant and she sent me a pic of her bank account and said your turn and I'm lmfao
I called my mom a peasant and she sent me a pic of her bank account and said your turn and I'm lmfao

Memes,  Bank Account Memes,  Petty Memes,  
    
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Her: You're always on your phone, how come you never pay attention to ME?!

Him: Maybe because my phone is smart and actually reacts when I finger it, Karen.
Her: You're always on your phone, how come you never pay attention to ME?!

Him: Maybe because my phone is smart and actually reacts when I finger it, Karen.


Memes,  Cell Phone Addiction,  
    
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"Send me a pic that's not on your insta"

"Send me money that's not in my bank account"
"Send me a pic that's not on your insta"

"Send me money that's not in my bank account"


Memes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  
    
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me: ew a bug

bug: ew a depressed piece of 

me:
me: ew a bug

bug: ew a depressed piece of

me:


Memes,  Bug Humor,  Depressed Jokes,  
    
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employer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: where does ur mom see herself in 5 years

employer: (sweating) ing sae
employer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: where does ur mom see herself in 5 years

employer: (sweating) ing sae


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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if a guy ever tells you to suck his 

tell him polietly that youre allergic to shrimp
if a guy ever tells you to suck his

tell him polietly that youre allergic to shrimp


Shrimp Jokes,  
    
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Need some ice 

For that burn?
Need some ice

For that burn?


Ice Puns,  Best Burn Jokes,  
    
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guy: we can go to my place and i'll sw you my bed

girl: why? i've seen beds before hahaha

guy: haha nah but seriously maybe we can hit the sheets ;)

girl: why? what did the sheets do to you? hahahaha

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guy: we can go to my place and i'll sw you my bed

girl: why? i've seen beds before hahaha

guy: haha nah but seriously maybe we can hit the sheets ;)

girl: why? what did the sheets do to you? hahahaha

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Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  Date Jokes,  
    
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i did not trip and fall. i attacked the floor and i believe i am winning.
i did not trip and fall. i attacked the floor and i believe i am winning.

Falling Jokes,  Funny Comeback Jokes,  
    
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Will you be good enough to explain all this?

First of all I would like to make one thing quite clear. I never explain anything.
Will you be good enough to explain all this?

First of all I would like to make one thing quite clear. I never explain anything.


Mary Poppins Jokes,  Funny Movie Quotes,  
    
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Oh look!

It's a finished painting of the people who want to date you.

All those ninjas 

Want to date me? I'm honored!
Oh look!

It's a finished painting of the people who want to date you.

All those ninjas

Want to date me? I'm honored!


Bob Ross Jokes,  Date Jokes,  Ninja Jokes,  
    
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oh dear!

did i forget to give a ?
oh dear!

did i forget to give a ?


Funny Comment Photos,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Uncle: When you gonna make a dish for dinner?

Me: When you gonna make that child support check?

#ChristmasClapback
Uncle: When you gonna make a dish for dinner?

Me: When you gonna make that child support check?

#ChristmasClapback


Memes,  Christmas Clap Back,  Chris Brown Memes,  
    
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Aunt: Lord you don't need no more electronics.

Me: Nah I don't need a new uncle every Christmas

#ChristmasClapback
Aunt: Lord you don't need no more electronics.

Me: Nah I don't need a new uncle every Christmas

#ChristmasClapback


Memes,  Christmas Clap Back,  Aunt Jokes,  
    
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Person: You're ugly

Me: I was trying to look like you today
Person: You're ugly

Me: I was trying to look like you today


Funny Jokes,  Good Comeback Jokes,  
    
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