Best Comeback Jokes

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me: ew a bug

bug: ew a depressed piece of 

me:
me: ew a bug

bug: ew a depressed piece of

me:


Memes,  Bug Humor,  Depressed Jokes,  
    
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employer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: where does ur mom see herself in 5 years

employer: (sweating) ing sae
employer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: where does ur mom see herself in 5 years

employer: (sweating) ing sae


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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if a guy ever tells you to suck his 

tell him polietly that youre allergic to shrimp
if a guy ever tells you to suck his

tell him polietly that youre allergic to shrimp


Shrimp Jokes,  
    
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Need some ice 

For that burn?
Need some ice

For that burn?


Ice Puns,  Best Burn Jokes,  
    
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guy: we can go to my place and i'll sw you my bed

girl: why? i've seen beds before hahaha

guy: haha nah but seriously maybe we can hit the sheets ;)

girl: why? what did the sheets do to you? hahahaha

this
guy: we can go to my place and i'll sw you my bed

girl: why? i've seen beds before hahaha

guy: haha nah but seriously maybe we can hit the sheets ;)

girl: why? what did the sheets do to you? hahahaha

this


Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  Date Jokes,  
    
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i did not trip and fall. i attacked the floor and i believe i am winning.
i did not trip and fall. i attacked the floor and i believe i am winning.

Falling Jokes,  Funny Comeback Jokes,  
    
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Will you be good enough to explain all this?

First of all I would like to make one thing quite clear. I never explain anything.
Will you be good enough to explain all this?

First of all I would like to make one thing quite clear. I never explain anything.


Mary Poppins Jokes,  Funny Movie Quotes,  
    
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Oh look!

It's a finished painting of the people who want to date you.

All those ninjas 

Want to date me? I'm honored!
Oh look!

It's a finished painting of the people who want to date you.

All those ninjas

Want to date me? I'm honored!


Bob Ross Jokes,  Date Jokes,  Ninja Jokes,  
    
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oh dear!

did i forget to give a ?
oh dear!

did i forget to give a ?


Funny Comment Photos,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Uncle: When you gonna make a dish for dinner?

Me: When you gonna make that child support check?

#ChristmasClapback
Uncle: When you gonna make a dish for dinner?

Me: When you gonna make that child support check?

#ChristmasClapback


Memes,  Christmas Clap Back,  Chris Brown Memes,  
    
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Aunt: Lord you don't need no more electronics.

Me: Nah I don't need a new uncle every Christmas

#ChristmasClapback
Aunt: Lord you don't need no more electronics.

Me: Nah I don't need a new uncle every Christmas

#ChristmasClapback


Memes,  Christmas Clap Back,  Aunt Jokes,  
    
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Person: You're ugly

Me: I was trying to look like you today
Person: You're ugly

Me: I was trying to look like you today


Funny Jokes,  Good Comeback Jokes,  
    
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i bet you look nice in a bikini lol

i bet u look nice in a body bag
i bet you look nice in a bikini lol

i bet u look nice in a body bag


Funny Jokes,  Sms Funny Jokes,  Funny Diss Quotes,  
    
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sorry black boys, only white men can handle this

on behalf of black men everywhere we wleheartedly support your decision
sorry black boys, only white men can handle this

on behalf of black men everywhere we wleheartedly support your decision


Funny Jokes,  White Girl Meme,  Omg Lol,  
    
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Kylie Jenner got a diamond-encrusted Rolex for graduating high school. What did you get?

@HuffingtonPost accepted into college
Kylie Jenner got a diamond-encrusted Rolex for graduating high school. What did you get?

@HuffingtonPost accepted into college


Funny Jokes,  Kylie Jenner Funny,  
    
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