Best Comedian Jokes

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People say that the children are our future. That terrifies me. I've been around twelve year olds. I've heard the way they speak. Fifty years from now You'll hear some girl like "OMG srsly? I cant even, bye." And you'll be like "That was a terrible State of the Union address."
People say that the children are our future.

That terrifies me.

I've been around twelve year olds.

I've heard the way they speak.

Fifty years from now

You'll hear some girl like

"OMG srsly? I cant even, bye."

And you'll be like

"That was a terrible State of the Union address."

Funny Jokes,  Political Jokes 2015,  
    
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Kevin Hart is actually going to be in the next season of Game of Thrones. He's playing Peter Dinklage's shadow.
Kevin Hart is actually going to be in the next season of Game of Thrones. He's playing Peter Dinklage's shadow.

Funny Jokes,  Kevin Hart Jokes,  
    
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Next time you have a thought Let it go.
Next time you have a thought

Let it go.

Memes,  Ron White Jokes,  
    
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Jeff Dunham: What is love? Walter: It's something that makes you do idiotic crap, like getting married
Jeff Dunham: What is love?

Walter: It's something that makes you do idiotic crap, like getting married

Memes,  Jeff Dunham Jokes,  Funny Love Sayings,  
    
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Comedian Russell Peters talks about his father and how to become Canadian in this funny clip.

Russell Peters - How to become a Canadian Citizen
Comedian Russell Peters talks about his father and how to become Canadian in this funny clip.

Funny Videos,  Canadian Jokes,  Hilarious Stand Up Jokes,  
    
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comedian russell peters discusses indians, marriage and his parents in this hilarious stand up clip!

Russell Peters - Gay Indians
comedian russell peters discusses indians, marriage and his parents in this hilarious stand up clip!

Funny Videos,  Russell Peters Jokes,  Funny Indian Jokes,  Hilarious Stand Up Jokes,  
    
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You reiterate overused jokes You must be a great comedian
You reiterate overused jokes

You must be a great comedian

Memes,  Sarcastic Put Downs,  
    
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these two gotta be brothers
these two gotta be brothers

Memes,  Funny Comedian Jokes,  
    
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gimme 3 and a half minutes, maybe even 4 she be wantin to marry a
gimme 3 and a half minutes, maybe even 4

she be wantin to marry a

Memes,  Jokes About Kim Kardashian,  Kanye West Jokes,  
    
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If God wanted me to bend over he'd have put diamonds on the floor
If God wanted me to bend over he'd have put diamonds on the floor

Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes And Comedy,  
    
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?

Funny Jokes,  Weight Loss Problems,  Funny Jokes For Fat People,  
    
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After ten long years of struggling with the concept of comedy, I've finally found out what a joke is. It's me.
After ten long years of struggling with the concept of comedy, I've finally found out what a joke is.

It's me.

Funny Jokes,  Jimmy Carr Jokes,  List Of Corny Jokes,  
    
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my girlfriend and i had the history conversation the other night. that's right, i told her about everyone from w i lost my virginity to, right up to her. apparently, i suld have stopped there tugh.
my girlfriend and i had the history conversation the other night. that's right, i told her about everyone from w i lost my virginity to, right up to her.

apparently, i suld have stopped there tugh.

Funny Jokes,  Jimmy Carr Jokes,  Cheating Meme,  
    
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when you heard that michael jackson has ped away, were you sad about it? well, for me its a little bit like when diana died i couldnt give a .
when you heard that michael jackson has ped away, were you sad about it?

well, for me its a little bit like when diana died

i couldnt give a .

Funny Jokes,  Jimmy Carr Jokes,  Princess Diana Jokes,  
    
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i used to smoke . i still do, but i used to, too.
i used to smoke .

i still do, but i used to, too.

Meme,  Mitch Hedberg Jokes List,  Smoke Weed Meme,  
    
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