Best Corny Jokes

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I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, "I like it well done." I said, "Thanks. That means a lot."
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, "I like it well done." I said, "Thanks. That means a lot."

Memes,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  Steak Jokes,  
    
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Just my luck, 250 million year old salt and it expires next year.
Just my luck, 250 million year old salt and it expires next year.

Memes,  Best Stupid Jokes,  Good Dumb Jokes,  
    
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I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 2 years.. like cmon guys I dont have 2020 vision
I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 2 years.. like cmon guys I dont have 2020 vision

Memes,  2018 Meme,  
    
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Did you hear about the chef that dies?

He pasta way

We cannoli do so much

His legacy will become a pizza history

He ran out of thyme
Did you hear about the chef that dies?

He pasta way

We cannoli do so much

His legacy will become a pizza history

He ran out of thyme


Memes,  Pun Examples,  Chef Jokes,  
    
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Why are softball games at night?... Because bats sleep during the day!
Why are softball games at night?... Because bats sleep during the day!

Bat Puns,  Softball Puns,  
    
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Have you heard the joke about the pizza?

I can't tell it, it's too cheesy.
Have you heard the joke about the pizza?

I can't tell it, it's too cheesy.


Cheese Jokes For Kids,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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Hey! Do you know how to throw a solar system party? The trick is to planet!
Hey! Do you know how to throw a solar system party? The trick is to planet!

Planet Humor,  Planet Jokes,  Funny Tinder,  
    
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What does a cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages

A cabbage patch!
What does a cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages

A cabbage patch!


Cabbage Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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Once you're corny, you stay corny. You can't uncorny yourself lol.
Once you're corny, you stay corny. You can't uncorny yourself lol.

Corny Jokes,  Funny Short Jokes,  
    
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Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.
Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.

Clown Jokes,  Architecture Puns,  Jokes About Clowns,  
    
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Knock knock

Whos there?

Mary

Mary me and Ill love you forever!
Knock knock

Whos there?

Mary

Mary me and Ill love you forever!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Engagement Quotes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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You think animal puns will get you karma?

Acorny joke will work just fine
You think animal puns will get you karma?

Acorny joke will work just fine


Memes,  Corny Humor,  Tree Puns,  
    
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openly 

still the most heterosexual man you know
openly

still the most heterosexual man you know


Memes,  Freddie Meme,  Funny Gay One Liners,  
    
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Who's there? 
Stan
Stan Who??
Stan back I think I'm going to sneeze
Who's there?
Stan
Stan Who??
Stan back I think I'm going to sneeze


Funny Jokes,  Sneezing Jokes,  Jokes Galore,  
    
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Hey I told u kids to stay in ur rooms

Go back thru that wall now

Marthaaaaaaaaaaa the children are floating again
Hey I told u kids to stay in ur rooms

Go back thru that wall now

Marthaaaaaaaaaaa the children are floating again


Memes,  George Washington Meme,  
    
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