Best Dad Jokes

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My dad rates the complexity of a shopping list by how many phone calls home he thinks it will take. Parents are hosting a dinner party tonight and he looks at the list my mom gave him and says "Woah this is a 5-caller for sure"
My dad rates the complexity of a shopping list by how many phone calls home he thinks it will take. Parents are hosting a dinner party tonight and he looks at the list my mom gave him and says "Woah this is a 5-caller for sure"

Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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This Saturday I graduate from child support it was a long hard 18 years but I did it .....
This Saturday I graduate from child support it was a long hard 18 years but I did it .....

Memes,  Child Support Meme,  Graduate Jokes,  
    
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If your dad doesn't dress like this on the weekends you don't really have a dad
If your dad doesn't dress like this on the weekends you don't really have a dad

Memes,  Weekend Humor,  
    
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Dad on 4th of July starer pack:
Dad on 4th of July starer pack:

Memes,  4th Of July Meme,  
    
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When did Jonah Hill become my dad on a weekend trip to Home Depot?
When did Jonah Hill become my dad on a weekend trip to Home Depot?

Memes,  Jonah Hill Funny,  Home Depot Jokes,  
    
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When you meet her dad for the first time
When you meet her dad for the first time

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Dad how come you work and do the housework and mom doesn't ever do a thing?

Because I promised her I would if she let me choose your name when you were born

Was it worth it?

Of course it was Goku
Dad how come you work and do the housework and mom doesn't ever do a thing?

Because I promised her I would if she let me choose your name when you were born

Was it worth it?

Of course it was Goku


Memes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night

It was just a fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night

It was just a fanta sea.


Dad Jokes,  Drowning Jokes,  
    
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No money for the movies

Until you add me on myspace
No money for the movies

Until you add me on myspace


Funny Emo Quotes,  Emo Jokes,  Myspace Jokes,  
    
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when your father brag w he used to get all the bad es in high scol but ya mom ugly asf
when your father brag w he used to get all the bad es in high scol but ya mom ugly asf

Memes,  Nick Young Meme,  
    
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Father of the year
Father of the year

Memes,  Father Jokes,  Dad Humor,  
    
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I know a good dad when I see one
I know a good dad when I see one

Memes,  Parenting Memes,  
    
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my dad took a black sharpie and blacked out the "m" on my bag of protein... he's 55.
my dad took a black sharpie and blacked out the "m" on my bag of protein... he's 55.

Funny Pictures,  Jokes Images Photos,  Images Of Funny Things,  
    
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 always want a bad  but ya mom ugly ad ya sister ugly  keep calm like ya daddy did
always want a bad but ya mom ugly ad ya sister ugly keep calm like ya daddy did

Funny Quotes,  Mom And Dad Jokes,  
    
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if you keep your condoms in a warm place, like your wallet or glove compartment

you're gonna have a dad time
if you keep your condoms in a warm place, like your wallet or glove compartment

you're gonna have a dad time


Memes,  Condom Jokes,  You're Gonna Have A Bad Time Meme,  
    
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