Best Dad Jokes

 – 61 total
When you meet her dad for the first time
When you meet her dad for the first time

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Dad how come you work and do the housework and mom doesn't ever do a thing?

Because I promised her I would if she let me choose your name when you were born

Was it worth it?

Of course it was Goku
Dad how come you work and do the housework and mom doesn't ever do a thing?

Because I promised her I would if she let me choose your name when you were born

Was it worth it?

Of course it was Goku


Memes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night

It was just a fanta sea.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night

It was just a fanta sea.


Dad Jokes,  Drowning Jokes,  
    
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No money for the movies

Until you add me on myspace
No money for the movies

Until you add me on myspace


Funny Emo Quotes,  Emo Jokes,  Myspace Jokes,  
    
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when your father brag w he used to get all the bad es in high scol but ya mom ugly asf
when your father brag w he used to get all the bad es in high scol but ya mom ugly asf

Memes,  Nick Young Meme,  
    
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Father of the year
Father of the year

Memes,  Father Jokes,  Dad Humor,  
    
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I know a good dad when I see one
I know a good dad when I see one

Memes,  Parenting Memes,  
    
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my dad took a black sharpie and blacked out the "m" on my bag of protein... he's 55.
my dad took a black sharpie and blacked out the "m" on my bag of protein... he's 55.

Funny Pictures,  Jokes Images Photos,  Images Of Funny Things,  
    
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 always want a bad  but ya mom ugly ad ya sister ugly  keep calm like ya daddy did
always want a bad but ya mom ugly ad ya sister ugly keep calm like ya daddy did

Funny Quotes,  Mom And Dad Jokes,  
    
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if you keep your condoms in a warm place, like your wallet or glove compartment

you're gonna have a dad time
if you keep your condoms in a warm place, like your wallet or glove compartment

you're gonna have a dad time


Memes,  Condom Jokes,  You're Gonna Have A Bad Time Meme,  
    
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When I meet her father

Look at me

I'm her daddy now
When I meet her father

Look at me

I'm her daddy now


Memes,  Dating,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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When you happy to be wit yo dad but he just need a ride
When you happy to be wit yo dad but he just need a ride

Memes,  Soulja Boy Jokes,  
    
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dad gave me a sweet nickname

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dad gave me a sweet nickname

captain block


Memes,  
    
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When you're arguing with your Mom and your dad has your back.
When you're arguing with your Mom and your dad has your back.

Memes,  Dbz Memes,  Dragon Ball Z Memes,  
    
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Dad Humor -- The Evolutionary Advantage

When men become fathers, hormones cause certain genes to be expressed. 

Desire to pun

Need to repeat the same joke for decades

Their offspring are bling to the benefits of this behavior. 

Pull my finer. 

But dads innately know... 

These jokes will force you from my house so you will pass along my genes to a family of your own. Bwa ha ha ha...
Dad Humor -- The Evolutionary Advantage

When men become fathers, hormones cause certain genes to be expressed.

Desire to pun

Need to repeat the same joke for decades

Their offspring are bling to the benefits of this behavior.

Pull my finer.

But dads innately know...

These jokes will force you from my house so you will pass along my genes to a family of your own. Bwa ha ha ha...


Funny Jokes,  Gene Pool Jokes,  Evolution Joke,  
    
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