Best Demetri Martin Jokes

 – 6 total
Some jokes are short and elegant.

Like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.
Some jokes are short and elegant.

Like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.


Funny Jokes,  Midget Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Consistency

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.'"
Consistency

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.'"


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Sport Jokes,  
    
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perspective

"i saw a transvese wearing a t-shirt that said 'guess'."
perspective

"i saw a transvese wearing a t-shirt that said 'guess'."


Demotivational Posters,  Transvestite Jokes,  
    
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If you have a pear shaped body, you should not wear pear colored clothes, or act juicy
If you have a pear shaped body, you should not wear pear colored clothes, or act juicy

Memes,  Jokes About Fruit,  
    
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if you had a cigarette that had, like, two balls hanging from it... just doesn't look as cool as it used to.
if you had a cigarette that had, like, two balls hanging from it... just doesn't look as cool as it used to.

Funny Jokes,  Cigarette Jokes,  
    
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Honesty

"Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm': 'laugh quietly to myself'. It's more honest."
Honesty

"Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm': 'laugh quietly to myself'. It's more honest."


Great Laughing Jokes,  Funny Stuff Online,  Best Internet Memes,  
    
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