Best Dirty Joke Ever

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save a rse ride a cowboy? 

 that, save the lotion ride a cowgirl
save a rse ride a cowboy?

that, save the lotion ride a cowgirl


Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  
    
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when a fine girl blows up your notification

you thinking "alright now, you going to  around and get this "
when a fine girl blows up your notification

you thinking "alright now, you going to around and get this "


Memes,  Funny Obama Pictures,  
    
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ladies stop sprinkling this "down there"....took her panties off and the  sittin there lookin like a funnel cake. ain't nobody got time for dat
ladies stop sprinkling this "down there"....took her panties off and the sittin there lookin like a funnel cake. ain't nobody got time for dat

Funny Jokes,  Omg Lol,  Very Funny Sayings,  
    
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pretend i'm your heart

and let me beat
pretend i'm your heart

and let me beat


Memes,  Heart Puns,  
    
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don't wear pink

eat it
don't wear pink

eat it


Funny Quotes,  Funny Flirty Quotes,  
    
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just because i'm a gentlemen doesn't mean that i won't spank you.
just because i'm a gentlemen doesn't mean that i won't spank you.

Funny Quotes,  
    
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keep your man's balls empty.

so he won't bounce on you and try to go score elsewhere.

the more you know
keep your man's balls empty.

so he won't bounce on you and try to go score elsewhere.

the more you know


Memes,  Lmfao,  
    
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me: there's ice all over the road i can't drive

bae: i'm rny and my parents are't h... me:
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me: there's ice all over the road i can't drive

bae: i'm rny and my parents are't h... me:


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did you know that semen comes out at over 20 mph?

carol didn't, but she does now.
did you know that semen comes out at over 20 mph?

carol didn't, but she does now.


Joke,  
    
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my favorite position is called wow. 

that's where i flip your mom over.
my favorite position is called wow.

that's where i flip your mom over.


Funny Ecards,  
    
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sorry you couldn't have an orgasm because the elf on the shelf was watching.
sorry you couldn't have an orgasm because the elf on the shelf was watching.

Funny Ecards,  Orgasm Jokes,  
    
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ly !

she swallows!
ly !

she swallows!


Funny Caption,  
    
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Q: What does Popeye's dick smell like?

A: Olive Oil


Smell Jokes,  
    
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come here girl and let me love you.

    
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Q:How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?

A:You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they always come back for more.


Bowling Puns,  
    
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