Best Drinking Jokes

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I only buy things at bars because I don't know what to do with my hands but then I get anxious I'm holding it for too long and drink it all and have to buy another cause I don't know what to do with my hands again
I only buy things at bars because I don't know what to do with my hands but then I get anxious I'm holding it for too long and drink it all and have to buy another cause I don't know what to do with my hands again

Memes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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Hangover early 20s: slam a blue Gatorade, 2 ibuprofen, g2g by noon Hangover late 20s: Loss of day to day motor skills, depression, crazy thoughts, dehydrated, headache, regret, mesothelioma etc
Hangover early 20s: slam a blue Gatorade, 2 ibuprofen, g2g by noon

Hangover late 20s: Loss of day to day motor skills, depression, crazy thoughts, dehydrated, headache, regret, mesothelioma etc

Memes,  20 Year Old Jokes,  Hangover Memes,  
    
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Me : Are you drunk? Friend: "I haven't been even drujklnking"
Me : Are you drunk?

Friend: "I haven't been even drujklnking"

Memes,  Funny Drunk Images,  Funny Drunk Sayings,  
    
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When your friend drank so much you though they died U boys got an Advil Bro we thought you died
When your friend drank so much you though they died

U boys got an Advil

Bro we thought you died

Memes,  Jesus Christ Jokes,  
    
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When you drink a disturbing amount and wake up without a hangover
When you drink a disturbing amount and wake up without a hangover

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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It's Austin 3:16 day today Don't forget to drink a beer in honor of Stone Cold
It's Austin 3:16 day today

Don't forget to drink a beer in honor of Stone Cold

Memes,  March Joke,  Wwe Memes,  
    
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When u went too hard at the pregame and get out of the Uber and can't remember where you are
When u went too hard at the pregame and get out of the Uber and can't remember where you are

Memes,  Hillary Clinton Meme,  Uber Meme,  
    
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when you remember you don't have to be back at work until tuesday
when you remember you don't have to be back at work until tuesday

Memes,  3 Day Weekend Meme,  
    
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i'm not an alcolic i've just got a lot of reasons to celebrate
i'm not an alcolic

i've just got a lot of reasons to celebrate

Alcoholic Jokes,  Jack Sparrow Meme,  
    
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When your friend is already blacked out but you buy em another drink If he dies. He dies.
When your friend is already blacked out but you buy em another drink

If he dies. He dies.

Memes,  Funny Friend Sayings,  
    
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Me: I'm not gna drink for a while *gets a text message "wyd tonight" Me:
Me: I'm not gna drink for a while

*gets a text message

"wyd tonight"

Me:

Memes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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- what's your favorite summer activity? me:
- what's your favorite summer activity?

me:

Memes,  Summer Meme,  Funny Drunk People Pictures,  
    
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when someone asks why i'm drunk on weekday i'm an adult.
when someone asks why i'm drunk on weekday

i'm an adult.

Memes,  Funny Drunk Sayings,  Daily Jokes,  
    
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When your boy who died at the pre game shows up at the club
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Gandalf: When your high level friend joins the game you've been struggling with
When your boy who died at the pre game shows up at the club

Memes,  Gandalf Memes,  
    
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When your BFF keeps making you drinks and each ones stronger than the last...
When your BFF keeps making you drinks and each ones stronger than the last...

Memes,  Bff Meme,  
    
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