Best Drunk Jokes

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Nothing like the days you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field somewhere from alcohol poisoning
Nothing like the days you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field somewhere from alcohol poisoning

Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  Funny Childhood Memories,  
    
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Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout
Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever
When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever

Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Party Humor,  
    
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ordering pizza when you're drunk like
ordering pizza when you're drunk like

Memes,  Pizza Memes,  
    
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How I'm tryna be all summer
How I'm tryna be all summer

Memes,  Summer Meme,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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when the  sts you bought her start paying off
when the sts you bought her start paying off

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Channing Tatum Jokes,  
    
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when she comes in drunk but you sober

eat my 

pls stop
when she comes in drunk but you sober

eat my

pls stop


Memes,  Freaky Jokes,  
    
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always wear a kilt to the pub.

it helps you remember which end is up.
always wear a kilt to the pub.

it helps you remember which end is up.


Alcohol Jokes,  
    
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when you're drunk and your friend wants to get tacos

you smart
when you're drunk and your friend wants to get tacos

you smart


Memes,  Dj Khaled Meme,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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when you take drunk selfies with your friend
when you take drunk selfies with your friend

Memes,  Selfie Memes,  
    
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when you're drunk and your friends try to take pictures
when you're drunk and your friends try to take pictures

Memes,  Drunk Memes (theme),  Kanye West Memes,  
    
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for all of you high scol seniors out there, this is kinda what college is like
for all of you high scol seniors out there, this is kinda what college is like

School And College Jokes,  Jokes On College Life,  
    
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when you're drunk af at the club and all you can think about is hitting the mcdonald's drive thru afterward
when you're drunk af at the club and all you can think about is hitting the mcdonald's drive thru afterward

Memes,  Drunk Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when you get drunk and go on instagram
when you get drunk and go on instagram

Memes,  Drunk Meme,  
    
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me: i'm not gonna drink tonight guys. 

4 urs later:
me: i'm not gonna drink tonight guys.

4 urs later:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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