Best Drunk Jokes

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"You  saw me at the party and didn't say hi"

What I saw at the party.
"You saw me at the party and didn't say hi"

What I saw at the party.


Memes,  Funny Party Jokes,  
    
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Listen, if drunk me says something, you gotta take that up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me because she wasn't there...
Listen, if drunk me says something, you gotta take that up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me because she wasn't there...

Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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does tequila make you wanna fight or ? both?

i took 11 sts of tequila in about 4 urs once. i woke up on the front lawn of my parents' use the next day. i lived 150 miles away. apparently a cab driver asked for my address and i gave him theirs. my dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard.
does tequila make you wanna fight or ? both?

i took 11 sts of tequila in about 4 urs once. i woke up on the front lawn of my parents' use the next day. i lived 150 miles away. apparently a cab driver asked for my address and i gave him theirs. my dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard.


Memes,  Funny Story Jokes,  
    
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Do you look at your man like this?

I look at myself in the mirror like this when I'm drunk
Do you look at your man like this?

I look at myself in the mirror like this when I'm drunk


Memes,  Mirror Jokes,  
    
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Me drunk and telling a girl I just met in the bathroom 4 minutes ago exactly why she should break up with her bf
Me drunk and telling a girl I just met in the bathroom 4 minutes ago exactly why she should break up with her bf

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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"Are you still drunk from last night!!?"

Me:
"Are you still drunk from last night!!?"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Drunk Images,  
    
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On a scale of 1-10 how drunk do you want to get tonight?
On a scale of 1-10 how drunk do you want to get tonight?

Memes,  Stranger Things Meme,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Me : I'm not even drunk yet wow

The liquor:
Me : I'm not even drunk yet wow

The liquor:


Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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When your friend buys you 12 shots and you end up drunk texting 3 of your exes

Look what you made me do
When your friend buys you 12 shots and you end up drunk texting 3 of your exes

Look what you made me do


Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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Nothing like the days you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field somewhere from alcohol poisoning
Nothing like the days you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field somewhere from alcohol poisoning

Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  Funny Childhood Memories,  
    
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Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout
Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever
When your friends thought you died at the pregame but you come back out stronger than ever

Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Party Humor,  
    
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ordering pizza when you're drunk like
ordering pizza when you're drunk like

Memes,  Pizza Memes,  
    
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How I'm tryna be all summer
How I'm tryna be all summer

Memes,  Summer Meme,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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when the  sts you bought her start paying off
when the sts you bought her start paying off

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Channing Tatum Jokes,  
    
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