Best Elephant Jokes

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Q:

Why do elephants have trunks?

A:

Because they'd look funny with suitcases.
Q:

Why do elephants have trunks?

A:

Because they'd look funny with suitcases.


Elephant Puns,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Funny Quotes,  Cute And Funny,  Cute Funny Pics,  
    
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Sometimes you have to be really quick while feeding a hungry Elephant

Funny Animals - Funny Home Videos - Greedy Elephant Snatches Kids Food
Sometimes you have to be really quick while feeding a hungry Elephant

Funny Videos,  Funny Video Jokes,  Funny Videos Of Children,  
    
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What do you get when you cross an elephant what a lady bug? 

Oh no! Run! A giant lady bug is eating the city! Ahhhhh!
What do you get when you cross an elephant what a lady bug?

Oh no! Run! A giant lady bug is eating the city! Ahhhhh!


Funny Pictures,  Lady Bug Jokes,  Image Of Funny Jokes,  
    
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Have you ever tried to iron one?


Adult Animal Jokes,  Iron Jokes  
    
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Yo brother's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing him peanuts.

Yo Brother Jokes,  Zoo Jokes,  Peanut Jokes  
    
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Presenter [to palaeontologist]: So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say, an elephant?

Expert: Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth.

Presenter: So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?

Expert: Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks.


Woolly Mammoth Jokes,  Gorilla Jokes,  Funny Questions  
    
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How do you know if there's a elephant in your refrigerator?

Look for footprints in the pizza!


Refrigerator Jokes,  Cute Animal Puns  
    
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?

Time to get a new watch!


Watch Jokes,  Cute Animal Puns  
    
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this wasn't in the brochure!
this wasn't in the brochure!

Traveling Jokes,  Travel Humor  
    
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Q: What vegetable does a pumpkin turn into when an elephant steps on it?

A: Squash!


Vegetable Puns,  Pumpkin Jokes For Kids  
    
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What's gray and beautiful and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant.


Shoe Jokes,  Animal Humor  
    
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What's gray and lights up?

An electric elephant.


Stupid Animal Jokes,  Light Jokes,  Kids Animal Jokes  
    
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What's big and gray with horns?
An elephant marching band.


Band Jokes,  Animal Puns  
    
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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

You wouldn't want to try to peel an elephant.


Banana Puns,  Good Animal Jokes,  Banana Jokes For Kids  
    
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