Best English Jokes

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"this is 'merica, learn english!" said no native american ever...
"this is 'merica, learn english!" said no native american ever...

Native Jokes One Liners,  Merica Meme,  
    
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The face you make when a stranger speaks to you in spanish And you only look like you can speak it
The face you make when a stranger speaks to you in spanish

And you only look like you can speak it

Memes,  Best Spanish Jokes,  
    
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summer: the time of year when parents realize just w grossly underpaid teachers actually are.
summer: the time of year when parents realize just w grossly underpaid teachers actually are.

Funny Ecards,  Summer Vacation Jokes,  Funny Adult One Liners,  
    
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If I interrupt him enough I win
If I interrupt him enough I win

Memes,  Political Jokes One Liners,  Read Funny Jokes,  
    
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Paul Bunyan Is real
Paul Bunyan

Is real

Funny Jokes,  Paul Bunyan Jokes,  Recent Jokes 2015,  
    
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Funny Quotes,  Best Rodney Dangerfield Jokes,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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As soon as they change my diaper, I'll poop Excellent
As soon as they change my diaper, I'll poop

Excellent

Funny Jokes,  Baby Meme,  Funny Baby Thoughts,  
    
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am i the only one around here w knows the difference between you're" and "your"?
am i the only one around here

w knows the difference between you're" and "your"?

Memes,  Grammer Jokes,  
    
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am i the only one around here that has no opinion on this meme
am i the only one around here

that has no opinion on this meme

Memes,  
    
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Okay if I fall asleep 1 second from now and skip breakfast and don't shower, I can set the alarm for 8:00. That will give me 4 hours and 27 minutes of sleep? Sometimes it's difficult to get to sleep because of all the math involved.
Okay if I fall asleep 1 second from now and skip breakfast and don't shower, I can set the alarm for 8:00. That will give me 4 hours and 27 minutes of sleep?

Sometimes it's difficult to get to sleep because of all the math involved.

Memes,  Stats And Math Jokes,  Going To Bed Jokes,  
    
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After English Exam How was the paper? It was easy but question 5 confused me :/ What was the question? Question 5 wanted the past tense of "think", I thought & thought & thought and end up with writing "thinked"
After English Exam

How was the paper?

It was easy but question 5 confused me :/

What was the question?

Question 5 wanted the past tense of "think", I thought & thought & thought and end up with writing "thinked"

Funny Jokes,  Funny Exam Quotes,  Jokes In English For Kids,  
    
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Hello, David Guetta? What did you mean, "The world is mine"?
Hello, David Guetta?

What did you mean, "The world is mine"?

Memes,  Chuck Norris Jokes List,  Best Chuck Norris Joke,  
    
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Diet "Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
Diet

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

Demotivational Posters,  Funny Diet Sayings,  Mark Twain Meme,  
    
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After ya moms whooped you and you're planning how your gonna run away
After ya moms whooped you and you're planning how your gonna run away

Memes,  Kermit Meme,  Good Your Mom Jokes,  
    
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English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
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English?
Who needs that?
I'm never going to England.

Funny Quotes,  Homer Simpson Jokes,  
    
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