Best Facebook Status Jokes

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1 like and I'll bomb Syria

Say no more
1 like and I'll bomb Syria

Say no more


Memes,  Donald Trump Memes,  Syria Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourselves

Girls self-conscious Facebook posts about the Victoria Secret fashion show are coming
Brace yourselves

Girls self-conscious Facebook posts about the Victoria Secret fashion show are coming


Memes,  Social Media Problems,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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almost died in the swer today, i slipped and my dumb tried to grab the water
almost died in the swer today, i slipped and my dumb tried to grab the water

Funny Jokes,  Death Jokes,  Fail Funny,  
    
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One does not simply 

Protect Facebook data with a status
One does not simply

Protect Facebook data with a status


Memes,  Facebook Memes,  One Does Not Simply Memes,  
    
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6 more weeks of winter

Better update your Facebook status
6 more weeks of winter

Better update your Facebook status


Memes,  Funny Winter Sayings,  Groundhog Day Meme,  
    
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Using your Facebook status like it's your diary?

McKayla is not impressed.
Using your Facebook status like it's your diary?

McKayla is not impressed.


Memes,  Mckayla Not Impressed,  
    
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Larry [an error has occurred. Please like this status to fix the error.]

Larry likes this

Forever alone
Larry [an error has occurred. Please like this status to fix the error.]

Larry likes this

Forever alone


Memes,  Larry Jokes,  Forever Alone Meme (theme),  
    
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if you blocked me, and you are still reading this. get. help.
if you blocked me, and you are still reading this. get. help.

Memes,  Social Media,  Funny Status,  
    
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William Kashindi

So deep in the friendzone that I can see Drake
William Kashindi

So deep in the friendzone that I can see Drake


Funny Jokes,  Drake Funny,  Drake Quotes,  
    
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girls think getting a period is a big deal.  try hiding a  in public.
girls think getting a period is a big deal. try hiding a in public.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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R.I.P 50 Cent

He died?

No I lost 2 quarters
R.I.P 50 Cent

He died?

No I lost 2 quarters


Funny Jokes,  Rapper Meme,  
    
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When I see someone line their own Facebook status

I immediately contemplate whether I should delete them or not
When I see someone line their own Facebook status

I immediately contemplate whether I should delete them or not


Meme,  Funny Facebook Fails,  Funny Joke For Facebook,  
    
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i've read your post

now please shut the  up
i've read your post

now please shut the up


Meme,  Pooh Bear Jokes,  
    
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what does tgif mean?

tgif>>>>

a little while later...

tgif>>>>

you sick ing freak! why would you put something like that on fb!? you're a pig!

huh?
what does tgif mean?

tgif>>>> < br />
a little while later...

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you sick ing freak! why would you put something like that on fb!? you're a pig!

huh?


Meme,  Facebook Fail,  
    
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facebook relationship status

boys status

single 

in a relationship

it's complicated

girls status

single 

in a relationship

it's complicated
facebook relationship status

boys status

single

in a relationship

it's complicated

girls status

single

in a relationship

it's complicated


Meme,  Facebook Memes,  
    
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