Best Fat Jokes Ever

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stay dissin big girls but love the out they fat momma t
stay dissin big girls but love the out they fat momma t

Memes,  Good Comebacks,  Comebacks,  
    
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Whyyy are you so faaat? It's genetics!
Whyyy are you so faaat?

It's genetics!

Funny Jokes,  Gene Jokes,  Ice Cream Puns,  
    
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Funny Quotes,  Best Steven Wright Jokes,  List Of Fat Jokes,  
    
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we have a code 4 a fat down i repeat a fat down
we have a code 4

a fat down i repeat a fat down

Memes,  Fat People Meme,  
    
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OMG What? I saw your boyfriend making out with a fat chick at the mall!! I'm with him right now.. Oh g2g.
OMG

What?

I saw your boyfriend making out with a fat chick at the mall!!

I'm with him right now..

Oh g2g.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Text Jokes,  Texting Humor,  
    
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the best encouragement and motivation to work out is... your friends say you are a "fat "!!!
the best encouragement and motivation to work out is...

your friends say you are a "fat "!!!

Funny Ecards,  Offensive Fat Jokes,  
    
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I hope running a marathon heals the psychological wounds you suffered as a fat kid.
I hope running a marathon heals the psychological wounds you suffered as a fat kid.

Funny Ecards,  Mean Fat Jokes,  Funny Running Sayings,  
    
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your pants say yoga but your butt says mcdonalds
your pants say yoga but your butt says mcdonalds

Offensive Fat Jokes,  Funny Shirt Slogans,  Funny Fat Sayings,  
    
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KAPPITS (2)
Y: U
Jakes a tank: Funny
I'm not saying he's fat, but his driver's license photo was taken with a satellite camera.

Funny Roasting Jokes,  Funny Rude Jokes,  
    
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You know you are fat when the only public bathroom you can fit in is the handicap booth.

Fat Jokes One Liners,  Funny Fat Jokes  
    
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Only McDonald do they say 'Sorry for the wait'.

They really mean 'weight'.

Fat Jokes Insults,  Mcdonald Jokes,  Dieting Jokes  
    
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You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

Overweight Jokes,  Super Funny Fat Jokes,  Fat Jokes Insults  
    
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After working out for 10 minutes... I'm pretty tired I think I'll go home now
After working out for 10 minutes...

I'm pretty tired

I think I'll go home now

Fitness Humor,  Tired Jokes,  Workout Jokes,  
    
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yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
yo mama so fat

i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo Mama Is So Fat Jokes,  Yo Mama Insults,  Funny Fat Insults,  
    
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Q: Which jam does the fat controller put on his bread?

A: Traffic jam!

Bread Jokes,  Great Fat Jokes,  Traffic Jokes,  Free Jokes Sms,  
    
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