Best Fat Jokes

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How big girls think they bones look
How big girls think they bones look

Memes,  Fat People Disses,  Fat Girl Jokes,  
    
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That feeling when you realise you fat, single and broke with no prospects

What have I done?

What have I become?
That feeling when you realise you fat, single and broke with no prospects

What have I done?

What have I become?


Memes,  Fat Cat Jokes,  
    
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I have more of a beached body.
I have more of a beached body.

Funny Ecards,  Body Jokes,  Out Of Shape Jokes,  
    
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Guys I'm literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
Guys I'm literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me

Funny Quotes,  Internet Explorer Jokes,  
    
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And a diet coke please

I don't want to get fat
And a diet coke please

I don't want to get fat


Memes,  Diet Jokes,  
    
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This how they gotta take me out

The chinese buffet
KAPPITS (3)
fat life: don't judge me please
fat life: I didn't choose the fat life fat life chose me
ghetto d: This is how you're leaving the buffet
This how they gotta take me out

The chinese buffet


Memes,  Fat Man Jokes,  
    
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if u ride  wit a tshirt on, you fat...
if u ride wit a tshirt on, you fat...

Funny Quotes,  Best One Liner Jokes,  
    
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w do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? 

put a nipple on it.
w do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

put a nipple on it.


Funny Quotes,  
    
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wever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little .
wever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little .

Funny Quotes,  Clever One Liners,  Cute Funny Short Jokes,  
    
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friends ask if you've lost weight

no , im contouring!
friends ask if you've lost weight

no , im contouring!


Meme,  Women Funny Jokes,  
    
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didn't go to the gym today, but........

the cashier's name at mcdonalds was jim.  sooo.  same thing.
didn't go to the gym today, but........

the cashier's name at mcdonalds was jim. sooo. same thing.


Meme,  Funny Fat People Quotes,  
    
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I'm certain Paula Dean recipes caused your diabetes because you were shoveling pizza and potato chips into your mouth long before she became famous.
I'm certain Paula Dean recipes caused your diabetes because you were shoveling pizza and potato chips into your mouth long before she became famous.

Funny Ecards,  Greatest Disses,  Paula Deen Jokes,  
    
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Now, I'm not saying she's fat.  I'm just saying if I were to pick the 5 fattest people I know, she'd be 3 of 'em.
Now, I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick the 5 fattest people I know, she'd be 3 of 'em.

Funny Fat Jokes,  Funny Ecard  
    
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calls all skinny people anorexic 

loses her  when someone calls her fat
calls all skinny people anorexic

loses her when someone calls her fat


Anorexia Jokes,  Funny Fat Girl,  
    
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