Best Funny One Liners

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If you love southern women, raise your glass. If not, raise your standards.
If you love southern women, raise your glass. If not, raise your standards.

Georgia Bulldogs Jokes,  Funny Southern Sayings,  Georgia Jokes,  
    
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My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

Funny Jokes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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It's almost Valentines Day and I don't know what to get myself yet.
It's almost Valentines Day and I don't know what to get myself yet.

Funny Jokes,  Valentines Day Jokes,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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i mentally murder people i don't  like
i mentally murder people i don't like

Funny Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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me when i'm bout to announce all the people i aint in with this year
me when i'm bout to announce all the people i aint in with this year

Memes,  Prince Meme,  Funny New Year Jokes,  
    
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My "lol oh" game strong af
My "lol oh" game strong af

Lol Jokes,  Lol Funny,  Funny Short Joke,  
    
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I'm that horrible friend that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later or never.
I'm that horrible friend that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later or never.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  Texting Fails,  
    
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Sometimes I think I should try and be more compassionate and understanding but then you start talking...
Sometimes I think I should try and be more compassionate and understanding but then you start talking...

Funny Jokes,  Mean Funny Insults,  
    
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 the ing ers before the ing ers  you.
the ing ers before the ing ers you.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again
If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again

Funny Jokes,  Puppy Jokes,  Dog Jokes,  
    
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Have you ever gotten so bored at work that started actually doing your job?
Have you ever gotten so bored at work that started actually doing your job?

Funny Jokes,  Work Jokes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
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I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person.
I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person.

Funny Jokes,  Late Jokes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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i might look calm, but in my head i've punched you in the face three times.
i might look calm, but in my head i've punched you in the face three times.

Funny Jokes,  Punch Jokes,  
    
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i pe all the friends i've made in the bathroom at 1am are still so pretty and everything worked out with that boy they were drunk texting
i pe all the friends i've made in the bathroom at 1am are still so pretty and everything worked out with that boy they were drunk texting

Funny Jokes,  Funny Drunk Girls,  
    
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when she asked you to bring some ciroc but the  is garbage.
when she asked you to bring some ciroc but the is garbage.

Memes,  Alcohol Humor,  Beer Jokes,  
    
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