Best Funny Quotes

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A big benefit of tall people is that you don't need to come downstairs to shake their hand. You can do it right from the balcony.
A big benefit of tall people is that you don't need to come downstairs to shake their hand. You can do it right from the balcony.

Tall People Insults,  Tall Person Jokes,  
    
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my hair has been a disrespecting me lately.
my hair has been a disrespecting me lately.

Hair Jokes One Liners,  Funny Jokes For Girls,  
    
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I want it to rain Olive Garden breadsticks
I want it to rain Olive Garden breadsticks

Funny Jokes,  Food One Liners,  Funny Food Quotes,  
    
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I should start naming my kidney stones like they do hurricanes...
I should start naming my kidney stones like they do hurricanes...

Kidney Jokes,  Funny Hurricane Jokes,  Funny Ecards For Her,  
    
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 this  that  you and  your hat offended by the word '' that's swell unlike this page and go to
this that you and your hat offended by the word '' that's swell unlike this page and go to

Cat In The Hat Joke,  Hat Jokes,  
    
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Yes, I do have the best sister in the world ...

It's just that she's crazy and she scares me a little bit.
Yes, I do have the best sister in the world ...

It's just that she's crazy and she scares me a little bit.


Silly Sister Quotes,  Crazy Jokes,  
    
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drink more water, read more books, and stay away from .
drink more water, read more books, and stay away from .

Funny Jokes,  Water Jokes,  
    
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pizza, puppies, & big butts.


Funny Jokes,  Big Butt Jokes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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i bet you tught this was going to be some inspirational quote but no, i just wanted to say
i bet you tught this was going to be some inspirational quote but no, i just wanted to say

Funny Jokes,  
    
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I wish I could unmeet some people. like yeah we had some good times but I gotta wipe you from my memory now
I wish I could unmeet some people. like yeah we had some good times but I gotta wipe you from my memory now

Funny Jokes,  Life Humor,  Funny Quotes About Friendship,  
    
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Some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. I am one of those people
Some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. I am one of those people

Funny Quotes,  Funny Sleep Quotes,  Daily Funny Thoughts,  
    
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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes you look like an angry serial killer..
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes you look like an angry serial killer..

Funny Quotes,  Mean Memes,  True Jokes,  
    
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Every once in a while I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them.

I do.
Every once in a while I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them.

I do.


Funny Quotes,  Enemy Jokes,  
    
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Going camping is the perfect reminder of how great life is when you aren't camping.
Going camping is the perfect reminder of how great life is when you aren't camping.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Camping Quotes,  Camping Jokes,  
    
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane I operate at
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane I operate at

Funny Jokes,  Insane Jokes,  
    
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