Best Funny Sms Jokes

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if she say go "deeper" just say "get tighter" now yall both bumble
if she say go "deeper" just say "get tighter" now yall both bumble

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swerved a week in advance...

wup? i get in town next week you wanna grab something to eat?

i'm not hungry.
swerved a week in advance...

wup? i get in town next week you wanna grab something to eat?

i'm not hungry.


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wtf dude! we were in the middle of dinner and i started talking really dirty to her and she slapped me and left!

why the  would you do that?! you know w long it took me to convince her to go on a date with you!

you told me she was a dirty blonde

hair color

oh.
wtf dude! we were in the middle of dinner and i started talking really dirty to her and she slapped me and left!

why the would you do that?! you know w long it took me to convince her to go on a date with you!

you told me she was a dirty blonde

hair color

oh.


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You didn't throw out those lottery tix, did you?

No they're in the carp
Which I keep in the car.

You need to be more specific. If it's a river carp I'll need to use a fly, otherwise a bloodworm is our best chance to be millionares.
You didn't throw out those lottery tix, did you?

No they're in the carp
Which I keep in the car.

You need to be more specific. If it's a river carp I'll need to use a fly, otherwise a bloodworm is our best chance to be millionares.


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Sorry I'm not in a laughing mood.

Yep
Sorry I'm not in a laughing mood.

Yep


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Hey you asked me if I'd know what's the dream of every girl...

Haha okey tell me what you think

It's to find the perfect guy right? <3

Pffffffft yeah right... hahaha. our dream is to eat  without getting fat:) <3

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Hey you asked me if I'd know what's the dream of every girl...

Haha okey tell me what you think

It's to find the perfect guy right? <3

Pffffffft yeah right... hahaha. our dream is to eat without getting fat:) <3

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Mom can I borrow $50?

What do you think, money grows on tree's?

What is money made of mom?

Paper

What is paper made from?

...
Mom can I borrow $50?

What do you think, money grows on tree's?

What is money made of mom?

Paper

What is paper made from?

...


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hey babe

w is this? sorry, i lost all my contacts

your boyfriend <3

jake<3

kevin.....
hey babe

w is this? sorry, i lost all my contacts

your boyfriend <3

jake<3

kevin.....



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Dream makes everything possible. Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful. Smile makes all the above. So always brush ur teeth.

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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both dont exist.


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A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So whats the name of the lady?

PushPaa.


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When I send SMS to u, it doesnt mean that u have to do the same U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

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GIRL to BOY: I am radio. My left boob is tuner n right boob is volume control.

Boy turns both boobs but there is No sound!

Girl: Fool, U are not plugged in...!


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7 qualities 2 be a perfect wife:

Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful & self-organized.

In short she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S


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