Best Halloween Joke

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Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday:

1. You are not obligated to visit our relatives

2. You are not obligated to get gifts for anyone

3. People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween

4. Its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday:

1. You are not obligated to visit our relatives

2. You are not obligated to get gifts for anyone

3. People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween

4. Its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin


Memes,  Halloween Humor,  Holiday Jokes,  
    
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Yo, Mike! Summer is almost over. You ready?

Jason, c'mon man! You know I got this.
Yo, Mike! Summer is almost over. You ready?

Jason, c'mon man! You know I got this.


Memes,  End Of Summer Jokes,  Michael Myers Jokes,  
    
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I carved the scariest pumpkin I could imagine
I carved the scariest pumpkin I could imagine

Memes,  Funny Scary Images,  Pumpkin Meme,  
    
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This guy has the best Halloween party costume, he was the fire
This guy has the best Halloween party costume, he was the fire

Memes,  Funny Halloween Costumes,  
    
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The Offended Millenial is still the best Halloween costume of all time
The Offended Millenial is still the best Halloween costume of all time

Memes,  Funny Halloween Costumes,  
    
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Isn't it a little early to sell Halloween stuff?

Never too early!
Isn't it a little early to sell Halloween stuff?

Never too early!


Memes,  Batman Slapping Robin Meme,  
    
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NO CANDY

I have to pay rent tomorrow and none of ya tricks helping me.

Thank You
NO CANDY

I have to pay rent tomorrow and none of ya tricks helping me.

Thank You


Funny Pictures,  Funny Halloween Jokes,  
    
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A kid was Nickelback for Halloween.
A kid was Nickelback for Halloween.

Memes,  Halloween Humor,  
    
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Other girls on halloween vs me on halloween
Other girls on halloween vs me on halloween

Memes,  Good Jokes For Girls,  
    
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What I'm giving out for Halloween.
What I'm giving out for Halloween.

Memes,  Halloween Joke,  
    
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I'd rather get diabetes then have this show up in my Halloween bag
I'd rather get diabetes then have this show up in my Halloween bag

Memes,  Good One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Everytime I went trick-o-treating there would be one person that didn't understand my costume..

What are you supposed to be?
Everytime I went trick-o-treating there would be one person that didn't understand my costume..

What are you supposed to be?


Memes,  Costume Jokes,  Halloween Memes,  
    
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most of you girls suld be usewives for halloween

you've been  all year
most of you girls suld be usewives for halloween

you've been all year


Memes,  First World Problems Memes (theme),  
    
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for some, halloween is just an excuse to get wasted. for others, it's an excuse to create awesome costumes from scratch.

Halloween Costume Compilation
for some, halloween is just an excuse to get wasted. for others, it's an excuse to create awesome costumes from scratch.

Cool Videos,  Costume Jokes,  Cool Funny Videos,  
    
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Lil Wayne Halloween Costume
Lil Wayne Halloween Costume

Meme,  Funny Halloween Images,  
    
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