Best Horse Jokes

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When I thought the lyrics were "Im gonna take my horse to the hotel room"
When I thought the lyrics were "Im gonna take my horse to the hotel room"

Memes,  Hotel Jokes,  Funny Misheard Lyrics,  
    
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i have rse-like reflexes "don't you mean catlike refl-" *kicks you right in the ing mouth*
i have rse-like reflexes

"don't you mean catlike refl-"

*kicks you right in the ing mouth*

Memes,  Violence Jokes,  
    
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This is how I buck my teeth Doo daa doo daa
This is how I buck my teeth

Doo daa doo daa

Horse Teeth Jokes,  Jokes About Teeth,  Humor Pictures,  
    
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It was then that Rover realized horses don't greet each other the same way doggies do.
It was then that Rover realized horses don't greet each other the same way doggies do.

Horse Jokes For Kids,  Animal Memes,  
    
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So you're telling me I have a cousin with a thorn it's head?
So you're telling me

I have a cousin with a thorn it's head?

Horse Jokes For Kids,  Unicorn Jokes,  
    
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If you mess with me I'll sick my horse on you!
If you mess with me

I'll sick my horse on you!

Funny Horse Sayings,  Humor Jokes Pictures,  
    
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What do you call a horse that lives next door? IDK, What? A neighhh-bor!!
What do you call a horse that lives next door?

IDK, What?

A neighhh-bor!!

Neighbor Humor,  Funny Horse Sayings,  
    
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When a horse photobombs you
When a horse photobombs you

Hilarious Photobombs,  Horse Humor,  
    
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I forgot how to horse...
I forgot how to horse...

Funny Pictures,  Horse Humor,  
    
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This horse looks like a pale emo kid in a black hoodie
This horse looks like a pale emo kid in a black hoodie

Memes,  Horse Humor,  
    
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I just have to jump over the fence Then I'm in freedom and can do whatever I want Close enough
I just have to jump over the fence

Then I'm in freedom and can do whatever I want

Close enough

Memes,  Animal Fail,  
    
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Ermahgerd Kernterky Derby
Ermahgerd

Kernterky Derby

Memes,  Kentucky Jokes,  Ermahgerd (theme),  
    
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dirty minds will only be able to see this.
dirty minds

will only be able to see this.

Demotivational Posters,  
    
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online poker hurts rse racing this is better than the kentucky derby... it sure is! i'm not getting my whipped!!!
online poker hurts rse racing

this is better than the kentucky derby...

it sure is! i'm not getting my whipped!!!

Funny Jokes,  Kentucky Jokes,  
    
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And the bartender said "Why the long face?"
And the bartender said

"Why the long face?"

Memes,  Bartender Jokes,  
    
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