Best Husband Jokes

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My husband is in the other room explaining to the cat that even tho we are going to bed early, he (the cat) is welcome to stay up
My husband is in the other room explaining to the cat that even tho we are going to bed early, he (the cat) is welcome to stay up

Memes,  Pet Jokes,  
    
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My husband looking for anything in our house.
My husband looking for anything in our house.

Memes,  Bird Box Memes,  
    
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Happy 40th birthday. Hopefully your husband won't trade you in for two 20 year olds like mine did.
Happy 40th birthday. Hopefully your husband won't trade you in for two 20 year olds like mine did.

Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Free Funny Ecards,  
    
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Archaeologist Jokes,  Jokes For Women,  
    
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This is what happens when you send your husband to the store to pick up milk...
This is what happens when you send your husband to the store to pick up milk...

Memes,  Tv Jokes,  
    
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/b/. i want to see pictures of women getting what they deserve. 4chan terrible people, excellent husbands
/b/. i want to see pictures of women getting what they deserve.

4chan

terrible people, excellent husbands

Memes,  4chan Meme (theme),  
    
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This party bummin' you out too? What say you and I slip outta this dump and go have some fun? 'Cuz you my friend are lookin fine and extremely single! Excuse me?? That is completely inappropriate! Just who do you think you are? Heyy~ Come on now, baby! Chad's just lookin' for a good time! It's cool. I knew your husband.
This party bummin' you out too?

What say you and I slip outta this dump and go have some fun?

'Cuz you my friend are lookin fine and extremely single!

Excuse me?? That is completely inappropriate!

Just who do you think you are?

Heyy~ Come on now, baby! Chad's just lookin' for a good time!

It's cool. I knew your husband.

Funny Jokes,  Chad Jokes,  Funeral Meme,  
    
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Historical Marker On this exact spot in the afternoon of April 27, 1968, a marital argument was won by the husband.
Historical Marker

On this exact spot in the afternoon of April 27, 1968, a marital argument was won by the husband.

Funny Jokes,  New Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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When a women steals your husband hand there's no better revenge than to let her keep him.
When a women steals your husband hand there's no better revenge than to let her keep him.

Funny Ecards,  Husband Bashing Jokes,  
    
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woman's size study 10% think their is too skinny 30% think their is too fat 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man and they would never trade him for the world.
woman's size study

10% think their is too skinny

30% think their is too fat

60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man and they would never trade him for the world.

Funny Jokes,  Husband Bashing Jokes,  Funny Husband Quotes,  
    
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'I love having to treat my husband like he's one of the children because his mother failed to teach him how to be a grown man' said no wife ever.
'I love having to treat my husband like he's one of the children because his mother failed to teach him how to be a grown man' said no wife ever.

Funny Ecards,  Said No One Ever (theme),  
    
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i told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. the next day, she locked me in the cellar.
i told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. the next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Wine Sayings,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

Divorce Jokes For Men,  Funny Lawyer Jokes  
    
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That look on my husbands face When he ask where all my money went
That look on my husbands face

When he ask where all my money went

Face Jokes,  Money Jokes,  Good Luck Charlie Jokes,  
    
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i left my pregnant wife a dozen roses on the kitchen table this morning just to sw her that i love her and support her.
i left my pregnant wife

a dozen roses on the kitchen table this morning just to sw her that i love her and support her.

Pregnant Wife Jokes,  Kitchen Jokes,  Meme Funny  
    
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