Best Jew Joke

 – 31 total
Im in ur Seder

Stealin ur afikomen
Im in ur Seder

Stealin ur afikomen


Memes,  Passover Memes,  Passover Jokes,  
    
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When Jews go skiing

They shalom down the slopes
When Jews go skiing

They shalom down the slopes


Memes,  Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  Jew Puns,  
    
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what's faster than a speeding bullet?

a jew with a coupon!
what's faster than a speeding bullet?

a jew with a coupon!


Memes,  Funny Racist Jew Jokes,  Jewish Insults,  
    
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why i let half of the jews live?

to sw you why i killed the other half
why i let half of the jews live?

to sw you why i killed the other half


Meme,  Hitler Meme,  
    
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One does not simply

Confuse a jew with an Italian
One does not simply

Confuse a jew with an Italian


Meme,  One Does Not Simply (theme),  
    
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roses are red, violets are blue...

where is my foreskin? oh wait i'm a jew...
roses are red, violets are blue...

where is my foreskin? oh wait i'm a jew...


Meme,  Old Jew Jokes,  
    
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I fast to repent for sins and ideally shed a few pounds.
I fast to repent for sins and ideally shed a few pounds.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Jewish Ecards,  Most Funniest Jokes,  Weight Joke,  
    
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why are jewish men circised?

nestly i have no idea

is it healthier or something?

no its because jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off

im a jew and i can say that that is completely true
why are jewish men circised?

nestly i have no idea

is it healthier or something?

no its because jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off

im a jew and i can say that that is completely true


Memes,  Sms Text Jokes,  Cheap Jew Jokes,  Jew Insults,  
    
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too bad anne frank never saw me alone. could have been a serious game changer in my opinion.
too bad anne frank never saw me alone. could have been a serious game changer in my opinion.

Funny Historical Facts,  History Jokes,  Twitter One Liners  
    
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there's an irishman, a jew, and a sexual standing at a bar.

what a fine example of an integrated community.
there's an irishman, a jew, and a sexual standing at a bar.

what a fine example of an integrated community.


Racist Bar Jokes,  Best Irish Joke,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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Jewish nose draws you in.

Glasses keep you coming back for more
Jewish nose draws you in.

Glasses keep you coming back for more


Glasses Memes,  Jewish Nose Jokes,  Best Jewish Jokes  
    
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hates the jews

has enormous ing jew nose.
hates the jews

has enormous ing jew nose.


Jew Nose Jokes,  Funniest Jew Joke  
    
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Q: Why is a Jewish canoe the best kind you can get?

A: Because it'll never tip


Jewish Insults,  Boat Puns,  Money Puns,  Jew Joke,  
    
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Sammy has stolen the rabbi's gold watch.

He didn't feel too good about it, so he decided, after a sleepless night.

to go to the rabbi.

'Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.'

'But Sammy ! That's forbidden! You should return it immediately !'

'What shall I do ?'

'Give it back to the owner.'

'Do you want it ?'

'No, I said return it to its owner.'

'But he doesn't want it.'

'In that case, you can keep it.'


Old Jew Jokes,  Jewish Insults,  Thief Jokes,  Theft Jokes,  
    
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