Best Joke Ever

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Today's feelcast:

100% chance of no GF
Today's feelcast:

100% chance of no GF


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I believe Ayn Rand's first love poem went: Roses are red/ violets are blue / finish this poem yourself / you dependent parasite
I believe Ayn Rand's first love poem went: Roses are red/ violets are blue / finish this poem yourself / you dependent parasite

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dear christina,

roses are red
lemons are sour
open your legs
and give me an ur

roses are red, 
violets are blue
i'm using my hand,
but thinking of you

roses are red
violets are blue
poems are hard
so is my
dear christina,

roses are red
lemons are sour
open your legs
and give me an ur

roses are red,
violets are blue
i'm using my hand,
but thinking of you

roses are red
violets are blue
poems are hard
so is my


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roses r red
violets r blue
this is dumb
just let me  u.

hard
roses r red
violets r blue
this is dumb
just let me u.

hard


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Happy Birthday! I got you a cake

That's a urinal cake

Pee it out and make a wish!

I wish I had better friends
Happy Birthday! I got you a cake

That's a urinal cake

Pee it out and make a wish!

I wish I had better friends


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My sister's boyfriend put a lot of thought into my birthday card...

Today is your birthday

-Connor
My sister's boyfriend put a lot of thought into my birthday card...

Today is your birthday

-Connor


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"everything's fine. the turkey's in the microwave, and i'm feeding baby fritz."
"everything's fine. the turkey's in the microwave, and i'm feeding baby fritz."

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We thought it was an accidental death, Agent Gobbler, until this mysterious thermometer popped out! 

Somewhere, someone knew what was happening to the abducted turkeys, and why.
We thought it was an accidental death, Agent Gobbler, until this mysterious thermometer popped out!

Somewhere, someone knew what was happening to the abducted turkeys, and why.


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Can you really put a price on love?

Yes you can, it's twenty dollars.
Can you really put a price on love?

Yes you can, it's twenty dollars.


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So tomorrow is going to be a great day... For the last 6 months I've been conditioning people to stop by my cube and take gum... Some people stop by multiple times a day #April1st #ICanWait #
So tomorrow is going to be a great day... For the last 6 months I've been conditioning people to stop by my cube and take gum... Some people stop by multiple times a day #April1st #ICanWait #

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Did you know atoms are so empty if you condensed all the atoms of every human so theres no emptiness in them-

It would only be the size of a sugar cube.

Thats crazy

Yeah, and scientists also say that half of the sugar cube would be-

Your mom!

Oh burn!
Did you know atoms are so empty if you condensed all the atoms of every human so theres no emptiness in them-

It would only be the size of a sugar cube.

Thats crazy

Yeah, and scientists also say that half of the sugar cube would be-

Your mom!

Oh burn!


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Yo mama's so fat

Her shirt label has more "X's" than Taylor Swift.
Yo mama's so fat

Her shirt label has more "X's" than Taylor Swift.


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Finally... The blonde joke to end all blonde jokes! 

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. 

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 

'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. 

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Finally... The blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."


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