Best Joke Messages

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advice from true friends:

i miss him

 that le
stab him
i'll bail you outta jail
advice from true friends:

i miss him

that le
stab him
i'll bail you outta jail


Memes,  Funny Friendship Quotes,  Funny Quotes About Friendship,  
    
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i love being your friend but nestly i wanna be with you in a different way.

... you need me to walk you back down there or nah ?

to that mothering friend zone you just tried to escape from
i love being your friend but nestly i wanna be with you in a different way.

... you need me to walk you back down there or nah ?

to that mothering friend zone you just tried to escape from


Memes,  Friendzone Jokes,  Friend Zone Jokes,  
    
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Say hello to your mother

For me
Say hello to your mother

For me


Memes,  Mark Wahlberg Jokes,  Funny Film Quotes,  
    
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s/o to uteruses, the original 3-d printers
s/o to uteruses, the original 3-d printers

Bill Nye Jokes,  Printer Jokes,  Funniest Tweets Ever,  
    
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why men are not allowed to take messages.

someone from the gyna colleges called. they said the pabst  is normal.

i didnt know you liked .
why men are not allowed to take messages.

someone from the gyna colleges called. they said the pabst is normal.

i didnt know you liked .


Memes,  Funny Sticky Notes,  Dumb Men Jokes,  
    
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Since when did bathrooms become photobooths?
Since when did bathrooms become photobooths?

Relatable Posts,  Funny Bathroom Quotes,  Jokes Questions,  
    
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Got the best side chick ever

Wyd

Come over

I thought my was on Friday?

That was a test, you passed

See you Friday
Got the best side chick ever

Wyd

Come over

I thought my was on Friday?

That was a test, you passed

See you Friday


Memes,  Relationship Funny,  Joke Text Messages,  Side Chicks,  
    
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Your cute

My cute what

Is this why I'm single
Your cute

My cute what

Is this why I'm single


Humor Text Messages,  Grammer Jokes,  Funny Latest Jokes,  
    
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I heard your brother was in jail

Yea, for something he didn't do

Word...What?

He didn't run fast enough
I heard your brother was in jail

Yea, for something he didn't do

Word...What?

He didn't run fast enough


Funny Text Message Joke,  Text Messages Jokes,  Sms Funny Jokes,  
    
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hey charice where da  u at. i tught we were gonna get 2 n since jason aint me

ummm, yea i think you got the wrong nnumber buddy. this is not charice.

that in  gave me a fake number! hey  do you wanna 

i have a .

and i have an . we can make it work
hey charice where da u at. i tught we were gonna get 2 n since jason aint me

ummm, yea i think you got the wrong nnumber buddy. this is not charice.

that in gave me a fake number! hey do you wanna

i have a .

and i have an . we can make it work


Latest Funny Messages,  Funny Text Messages Jokes,  
    
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Joy, is it a bad sign if I can't read the fine print on the shampoo bottle anymore? 

That's nothing, Melanie. Last week I stopped the car in the middle of the road for 15 minutes to let a hedgehog cross the street. 

Then I realized it was a pinecone.
Joy, is it a bad sign if I can't read the fine print on the shampoo bottle anymore?

That's nothing, Melanie. Last week I stopped the car in the middle of the road for 15 minutes to let a hedgehog cross the street.

Then I realized it was a pinecone.


Hedgehog Jokes,  Shampoo Jokes,  Latest Text Messages,  
    
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Hey John! 

Hey! 

Did you know Microsoft just bought Skype for more than 10 million dollars? 

Really!? 

Idiots... they could have downloaded it for free
Hey John!

Hey!

Did you know Microsoft just bought Skype for more than 10 million dollars?

Really!?

Idiots... they could have downloaded it for free


Skype Jokes,  Microsoft Jokes,  Funny Text Messages,  
    
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mom i'm pregnant !!

didn't i tell you, that when a boy touches your 'boobs' to say don't, and when he touches you 'ina' to say stop ??

i know, but he was touching both so i kept saying 'don't stop, don't stop..
mom i'm pregnant !!

didn't i tell you, that when a boy touches your 'boobs' to say don't, and when he touches you 'ina' to say stop ??

i know, but he was touching both so i kept saying 'don't stop, don't stop..


Funny Pregnancy Facts,  Funny Texts Jokes Messages  
    
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Heyyy

What are you doing? 

Trying to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together

There's no need for that when N and O are already together
Heyyy

What are you doing?

Trying to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together

There's no need for that when N and O are already together


Abc Jokes,  Funny Text Messages,  Witty Put Downs,  
    
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I ate one of your cookies so you would not get as fat

- Just being a good friend
I ate one of your cookies so you would not get as fat

- Just being a good friend


Funny Friend Sayings,  Good Friend Jokes,  Funny Notes To Leave,  Funny Post It Notes,  
    
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