Best Joke Sms

 – 32 total
Still waiting

For my Peruvian food
Still waiting

For my Peruvian food


Peru Jokes,  Waiting Skeleton,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
Me: hey I was wondering if you wanna go out sometime

Crush: no

Me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
Me: hey I was wondering if you wanna go out sometime

Crush: no

Me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!


Funny Jokes,  Hilarious Sms,  
    
0%

When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?
When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

Relatable Posts,  Funny Jokes To Text,  Funny Text Message Jokes To Send,  
    
0%

Pretending to be fascinated with what's on the shelf in front of you, until the person who was blocking the whole aisle gets out of the way.
Pretending to be fascinated with what's on the shelf in front of you, until the person who was blocking the whole aisle gets out of the way.

Relatable Posts,  Grocery Store Joke,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  
    
0%

my best friend died texting while driving..

this was the last text she sent before crashing...
my best friend died texting while driving..

this was the last text she sent before crashing...


Mean Memes,  Funny Fat Jokes,  Funny Jokes Sms,  
    
0%

"Quick operator send an S.O.S!"

"How do you spell that?"


Very Funny Sms Jokes,  101 One Liners,  101 Jokes,  
    
0%

The little dance your thumbs do when you aren't sure how to reply to a text.
The little dance your thumbs do when you aren't sure how to reply to a text.

Good Text Jokes,  Sms Jokes 2014,  Typing Jokes,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
people w ld the door for you when you're still so far away, forcing you into an awkward jog of graude.
people w ld the door for you when you're still so far away, forcing you into an awkward jog of graude.

Lol Comedy,  Awkward Moment Meme,  Jokes For Sms,  
    
0%

Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Hilarious Sms Jokes,  New Jokes Sms,  Sms In Jokes,  
    
0%

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..

Hilarious Sms Jokes,  New Jokes Sms,  Sms In Jokes,  
    
0%

What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART?

Both have space for 1 more clown...


Circus Jokes,  Girl Jokes,  Sms Jokes,  
    
0%

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

A: The bucket.


Hilarious Sms Jokes,  New Jokes Sms,  Sms In Jokes,  
    
0%

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!


Funny Indian Jokes,  Sms Joke,  Sms In Jokes,  
    
0%

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?

Student: They r called Germs.


Turkey Joke,  Funny Turkey Jokes,  Sms Joke,  Sms In Jokes,  
    
0%

Want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Jokes About Being Sad,  Sms Joke,  Sms In Jokes,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!