Best Jokes In The World

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Some men just want To watch the world turn
Some men just want

To watch the world turn

Galileo Jokes,  History Jokes,  
    
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I was going to make a list of people that annoy me but it was too long so I just decided to post a pic instead
I was going to make a list of people that annoy me but it was too long so I just decided to post a pic instead

Memes,  Worlds Funniest Joke,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down but I had to use my arms to get back up so close enough! Now I need chocolate...
I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down but I had to use my arms to get back up so close enough! Now I need chocolate...

Funny Quotes,  Funny Exercise Quotes,  Chocolate Jokes,  
    
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Eat me, eat me! Please chocolate, I'm trying to be fit
Eat me, eat me!

Please chocolate, I'm trying to be fit

Funny Jokes,  Funny Chocolate Sayings,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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An alsation went into a telegram office, took a blank form, and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof". The clerk politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another woof for the same price". "But", the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all".

Mail Jokes,  Best Dog Jokes,  Funny Jokes  
    
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Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?

A: A bellybutton!

Buttons Jokes,  Human Jokes,  Best Jokes All Time  
    
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

A. Because he was pissed off!

Insect Jokes,  Bathroom Jokes,  
    
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Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

A. Give me my quarterback!

Football Puns,  Sport Jokes,  Best Jokes  
    
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I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised.

Friend Jokes,  Eyebrow Jokes,  
    
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Q: What room has no walls

A: A mushroom!

Wall Jokes,  Mushroom Jokes,  
    
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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job still sucks!

Funny Wife Jokes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the paper boy?

A: He blew away.

Newspaper Jokes,  Wind Puns,  
    
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.

Dress Jokes,  Clothes Jokes,  The Best Jokes Of All Time  
    
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I quit gymnastics because I was tired of hanging around the bars.

Gymnastics Jokes,  Bar Jokes,  
    
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He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.

Funeral Jokes,  Person Jokes,  
    
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