Best Kid Jokes

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What did the old Egyptian get by staring at the river?

* See-Nile!
What did the old Egyptian get by staring at the river?

* See-Nile!


Egypt Puns,  Egypt Jokes,  
    
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Moms of adhd kids

What society thinks I do

What other moms think I do

What people on the internet think I do

What my kids think I do

What I think I do

What I really do
Moms of adhd kids

What society thinks I do

What other moms think I do

What people on the internet think I do

What my kids think I do

What I think I do

What I really do


Adhd Jokes,  What People Think I Do,  Mother Jokes,  
    
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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?

Shut the door, I'm dressing!


Kids Jokes For 5 Year Olds,  Best Kids Jokes,  Five Year Old Jokes  
    
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What does the sun drink out of?

Sunglasses.


Sun Jokes,  Daily Jokes,  Funny Joke Riddle,  
    
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Why did the bear tiptoe through the campground?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping bags.


Bear Jokes For Kids,  Funny Bear Jokes,  
    
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What do computers do when you tell them a joke?

They LOL!


Lol Funny,  Kid Friendly Jokes,  Family Friendly Jokes  
    
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What do bulls write letters with? A bullpen.

Pen Jokes,  Children Riddles And Jokes,  Five Year Old Jokes  
    
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Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Meat.


Butcher Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?

A: An electric banana.


Great Kid Jokes,  Silly Kid Jokes  
    
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Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?

A: Birds of prey!


Bird Jokes For Kids,  Kid Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

A: Chocolate mousse!


Food Jokes For Kids,  Funny Cat Jokes For Kids,  
    
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How do fish go into business? The start on a small scale.

Free Jokes For Kids,  Great Kid Jokes,  Five Year Old Jokes  
    
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Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?

QT (cutey).


Pretty Girl Jokes,  Pretty Jokes,  
    
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KAPPITS (4)
Gg: Hhoi
Gg: Dft
dsad: asdasdas
aali: aaliyah
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?

A: One! After that its not empty!


Little Kid Jokes,  101 Jokes For Kids,  Five Year Old Jokes,  
    
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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Hot Dog Jokes,  Hamburger Jokes,  
    
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