Best Kids Jokes Ever

 – 31 total
I have a joke about paper

Never mind, it's tearable
I have a joke about paper

Never mind, it's tearable


Funny Pictures,  9 Year Old Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Paper Pun,  
    
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Spell enemy in three letters.
Foe!


Jokes For Kids To Tell,  Good Jokes And Riddles,  Free Kids Jokes,  
    
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What room can a student never enter?

A Mushroom!


Mushroom Jokes,  Mushroom Puns,  Jokes For Kids To Tell,  
    
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Q: How do you make a bandstand?

A: Take away their chairs!


Chair Jokes,  101 Jokes For Kids,  Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  
    
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What did the boxer say to his barber?

Give me an uppercut!


Boxer Jokes,  Young Kids Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  
    
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What do you call James Bond when he dives into the water?

James Pond


James Bond Jokes,  Kids Jokes For 5 Year Olds,  Best Kid Jokes,  
    
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Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Juana.

Juana who?

Juana see a movie tonight?


Movie Humor,  Movie Jokes,  Joke Names,  
    
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What do you call a very old ant?

An antique!


Kid Friendly Jokes,  Kid Appropriate Jokes  
    
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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the captain was sitting on the deck.


Kids Jokes Of The Day,  Jokes For Kids And Riddles  
    
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Why did the mustard lose the race to the relish? - Because he could't Ketchup.

Jokes About Food,  Jokes For Kids And Riddles,  Best Kid Jokes  
    
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What runs downhill, but never walks, and never goes uphill?

A river.


River Jokes,  Funniest Kids Jokes,  9 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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Finishes first

Gets best grade in class
Finishes first

Gets best grade in class


Success Kid Memes (theme),  School Memes,  School Jokes For Children,  
    
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Knock, Knock!!
Whos there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!


Door Jokes,  Knock Knock Jokes For Children,  Good Children Jokes  
    
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Knock, Knock!!
Whos there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?


Candy Jokes,  Halloween Puns,  Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.


Pig Jokes For Kids,  Pig Jokes One Liners,  9 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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