Best Lawyer Quotes

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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

Lawsuit Jokes,  Funny Lawyer Quotes,  
    
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Divorce Humor,  Funny Divorce Sayings,  
    
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Here lies a lawyer for the last time
Here lies a lawyer for the last time

Lie Jokes,  Liar Jokes,  
    
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Lawyers 

Never lose their appeal!
Lawyers

Never lose their appeal!


Great Lawyer Jokes,  Lawyer Puns,  
    
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Lawyer - A person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
Lawyer - A person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

Writing Jokes,  Funny Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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A good lawyer knows the law.  A great lawyer knows the judge.
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Judge Jokes,  Funny Short Sayings,  
    
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Lawyers only lie when their lips move
Lawyers only lie when their lips move

Lie Jokes,  Best Jokes,  
    
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"Lawyers are not liars. It's just the 98% of them who gives bad name to everyone else."
"Lawyers are not liars. It's just the 98% of them who gives bad name to everyone else."

Lawyer Jokes One Liners,  Liar Jokes,  
    
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A bad lawyer can drag a case out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
A bad lawyer can drag a case out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Lawyer Humor,  Funny Short Joke,  
    
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A lawyer is someone who takes a lot of your money for helping you to take a little of someone else's money.
A lawyer is someone who takes a lot of your money for helping you to take a little of someone else's money.

Money Jokes,  Money Humor,  
    
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A lawyers time is so valuable that they take dollars out of the collection basket when it goes around.
A lawyers time is so valuable that they take dollars out of the collection basket when it goes around.

Money Humor,  Money Jokes,  
    
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A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

Truth Jokes,  Truth Humor,  
    
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A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client

Hilarious Short Jokes,  Legal Jokes,  
    
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Ignorance of the law excuses no man -- from practicing it.
Ignorance of the law excuses no man -- from practicing it.

Law Jokes,  Short Joke Of The Day,  
    
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Okay

I'm a lawyer

Not a miracle worker
Okay

I'm a lawyer

Not a miracle worker


Funny Lawyer Slogans,  Short Funny Slogans,  
    
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