Best Little Johnny Jokes

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Teacher: How far have you gone with your homework

Lil Johnny: About ten kilometers Sir. I went home and came back with it.


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Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got there his teacher asked, "Why are you late Johnny?"
Johnny replied, "My dad got burnt, Miss."

"I hope it wasn't too bad." said the teacher.

"Don't worry," replied Johnny, "the crematorium doesn't mess about!"


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Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzi chomping on her piece of gum. "Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor?"

Johnny lets out a puff of smoke, "Nah, that's too old fashioned."

Johnny takes another drag, "Spit out your gum, I wanna play PRESIDENT!"


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Little Johnny returned from school and saying he got an 'F' in Math.

"Why?" asked his father.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"

"But that's right!", said his dad, upset at the injustice.

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f*@#%! difference?" asked his dad.

Little Johnny replied "That's exactly what I said!"


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