Best Marriage Jokes

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When all your friends are getting married snd you're just like
When all your friends are getting married snd you're just like

Memes,  Funny Jokes About Friends,  
    
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Lmao my uncle did this when the pastor asked "If anyone doesn't want this couple to be together, speak now or forever hold you're peace"
Lmao my uncle did this when the pastor asked "If anyone doesn't want this couple to be together, speak now or forever hold you're peace"

Memes,  Gun Humor,  Wedding Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Husbands state wives are always right 

False, statements made under threat of nagging and torture don't count
Husbands state wives are always right

False, statements made under threat of nagging and torture don't count


Wife Bashing Jokes,  Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  
    
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''i pronounce you a  couple in a civil union filing separate tax returns under irs rules.''
''i pronounce you a couple in a civil union filing separate tax returns under irs rules.''

Gay Couple Jokes,  Funny Gay Comics,  Jokes About Gay People,  
    
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"All I said was, 'I'm wrong.'"
"All I said was, 'I'm wrong.'"

Jokes About Marriage,  Husband Jokes,  
    
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Retirement: Twice the husband, half the money!
Retirement: Twice the husband, half the money!

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Funny Husband Jokes,  Funny Retirement Images,  
    
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I believe in traditional marriage

I've had three of them
I believe in traditional marriage

I've had three of them


Divorce Jokes,  Donald Trump Meme,  
    
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Believes marriage should be between a man and a woman 

Marries Goldman Sachs
Believes marriage should be between a man and a woman

Marries Goldman Sachs


Jokes On Marriage,  Ted Cruz Meme,  Political Funny Jokes,  
    
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Come on!

What's keeping him?!

That husband of mine is so inconsiderate!

This is the last time I take him grocery shopping with me. 

I'm finished shopping but he's nowhere to be found!

I'll bet he met someone he knows and they're having a gab fest somewhere!

What's keeping him?! This is just like Earl to forget all about me. 

I swear, that man is getting more forgetful every day!

Hey, dad, have you seen mom lately? 

She went to the store a few hours ago.
Come on!

What's keeping him?!

That husband of mine is so inconsiderate!

This is the last time I take him grocery shopping with me.

I'm finished shopping but he's nowhere to be found!

I'll bet he met someone he knows and they're having a gab fest somewhere!

What's keeping him?! This is just like Earl to forget all about me.

I swear, that man is getting more forgetful every day!

Hey, dad, have you seen mom lately?

She went to the store a few hours ago.


Great Long Jokes,  Funny Marriage Comics,  
    
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I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.


Funny Jokes,  Wife Jokes,  Wife And Husband Humor,  
    
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Either get married

Or stay single long enough to become the creepy guy you used to laugh at
Either get married

Or stay single long enough to become the creepy guy you used to laugh at


Memes,  Funny Marriage Jokes,  
    
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When you need that Visa

ASAP
When you need that Visa

ASAP


Memes,  Immigrant Jokes,  
    
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i married her for her long legs and big boobs

now she has long boobs and big legs
i married her for her long legs and big boobs

now she has long boobs and big legs


Memes,  
    
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when you're trying to get married but you're still a e....
when you're trying to get married but you're still a e....

Memes,  Funny Marriage Jokes,  
    
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You can see the sheer excitement on his face

Young lady sets own wedding and surprises her boyfriend
You can see the sheer excitement on his face

Young lady sets own wedding and surprises her boyfriend


Memes,  Funny Wedding Jokes,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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