Best Mum Jokes

 – 10 total
When ya mum come in your room and got plates, cups and forks everywhere
When ya mum come in your room and got plates, cups and forks everywhere

Memes,  Room Jokes,  
    
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what did the indian kid say to his mum when he left?

mumbai.
what did the indian kid say to his mum when he left?

mumbai.


Funny Racist Indian Jokes,  Funny Indian Jokes,  
    
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When your mum's having a go at you and then turns around
When your mum's having a go at you and then turns around

Argument Jokes,  Family Jokes,  
    
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Me having a conversation on the phone with mum

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
Me having a conversation on the phone with mum

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright


Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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When Guests come over, Mums be like "Sorry for the mess"
When Guests come over, Mums be like "Sorry for the mess"

Memes,  Dirty House Jokes,  
    
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I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance.

Adopted Jokes,  Adoption Jokes,  Stripper Humor  
    
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I was bored in the pub the other day so I text my mum saying "don't worry I'm safe" then I turned my phone off.

Good Bar Jokes,  Funny Safety Quotes  
    
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My father is a women's rights activist

Your dad? 

Yeah.

Not your mum? 

No, dad wouldn't allow that.
My father is a women's rights activist

Your dad?

Yeah.

Not your mum?

No, dad wouldn't allow that.


Womens Rights Jokes,  Hillarious Jokes  
    
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I put a half-dead mouse in mum's mouth because she was not waking up to look at it. - Diva
I put a half-dead mouse in mum's mouth because she was not waking up to look at it. - Diva

Mean Cat Jokes,  Funny Jokes Cats,  Cat Funny Pictures  
    
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