Best New Jokes

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Just like Clark Kent and Lois Lane at the Daily Planet, these jokes are hot straight off the presses! These are the best besties if that is even a thing. And hot damn this is a compilation of some funny ass material to get you through your otherwise mundane day.

Here we have added the most popular and viral funny best new jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Me: I'm getting on my United flight

Friend: Ok, need me to pick u up from the airport?

Me: Nah I have a ride
Me: I'm getting on my United flight

Friend: Ok, need me to pick u up from the airport?

Me: Nah I have a ride


Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Ambulance Jokes,  
    
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Daughter: dad, where did I come from?

Dad: Well it all started when your mother liked 3 of my photos in a row
Daughter: dad, where did I come from?

Dad: Well it all started when your mother liked 3 of my photos in a row


Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Gonna start telling people that everything I own was made with a 3D printer.
Gonna start telling people that everything I own was made with a 3D printer.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Printer Jokes,  
    
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The Viking Of approval 

Is pleased with you
The Viking Of approval

Is pleased with you


Viking Jokes,  Random Funny Jokes,  
    
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Pluto demands to be a planet again

Or it will shut down the universe
Pluto demands to be a planet again

Or it will shut down the universe


Pluto Jokes,  Universe Jokes,  Really Silly Jokes,  
    
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Do you ever go out, and while you're out, you think, "This is exactly why I don't go out"?
Do you ever go out, and while you're out, you think, "This is exactly why I don't go out"?

Relatable Posts,  Great Party Jokes,  Short Party Jokes,  
    
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ladies we not giving y'all  in 2016 witut commitment... we sick & tired of the games & lies
ladies we not giving y'all in 2016 witut commitment... we sick & tired of the games & lies

Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes 2016,  
    
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let him eat you out, then when it's your turn

tell him it's late and you gotta work in the morning.

#wastehistime
let him eat you out, then when it's your turn

tell him it's late and you gotta work in the morning.

#wastehistime


    
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Odell caught that crown like...
Odell caught that crown like...

Funny Pictures,  Odell Beckham Meme,  Latest Jokes 2015,  
    
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think thats funny

some of you  crowned the wrong  too
think thats funny

some of you crowned the wrong too


Steve Harvey Jokes,  Steve Harvey Meme,  Best Quote Of The Day 2015,  
    
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Hey Steve Harvey

Wait, Colombians just want to talk to you
Hey Steve Harvey

Wait, Colombians just want to talk to you


Steve Harvey Meme,  Current Jokes 2015,  
    
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When you realize you just won #MissUniverse2015 while your opponent is wearing the crown
When you realize you just won #MissUniverse2015 while your opponent is wearing the crown

Awkward Moment Meme,  Funny Moments,  
    
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When your uber pull up and Suge Knight is the MF behind the wheel
When your uber pull up and Suge Knight is the MF behind the wheel

Memes,  Tupac Jokes,  Michael Jordan Meme,  
    
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When you feelin yourself with the front camera
When you feelin yourself with the front camera

Memes,  Selfie Memes,  Selfie Jokes,  
    
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when you kill the entire cl but run out of bullets to kill yourself
when you kill the entire cl but run out of bullets to kill yourself

Memes,  Shooting Jokes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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