Best New Jokes

 – 60 total
Just like Clark Kent and Lois Lane at the Daily Planet, these jokes are hot straight off the presses! These are the best besties if that is even a thing. And hot damn this is a compilation of some funny ass material to get you through your otherwise mundane day.

Here we have added the most popular and viral funny best new jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Selena Gomez's friend gave her a kidney and Meghan Markle's friend set her up with a prince and I'm not saying I'm ungrateful for my friends but I am saying that they really need to step it up
Selena Gomez's friend gave her a kidney and Meghan Markle's friend set her up with a prince and I'm not saying I'm ungrateful for my friends but I am saying that they really need to step it up

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Friendship,  Jokes For Your Friends,  
    
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guy (having sex): oh yes laurel! give it to me!

laurel: w the  is yanny?!
guy (having sex): oh yes laurel! give it to me!

laurel: w the is yanny?!


Memes,  Memes About Sex,  Yanny Or Laurel,  
    
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What do you see?
What do you see?

Memes,  Yanny Or Laurel,  Trick Jokes,  
    
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Steal the look
Steal the look

Memes,  Clothing Meme,  Fashion Humor,  
    
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If the government can shutdown then why can't I
If the government can shutdown then why can't I

Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  Government Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Can we all agree not to warm people about eating Tide pods

And let natural selection run its course
Can we all agree not to warm people about eating Tide pods

And let natural selection run its course


Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  Laundry Jokes,  
    
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Net neutrality: *dies*

Me talking to my best friend through a tin can with a wire in the back: hey lol wyd
Net neutrality: *dies*

Me talking to my best friend through a tin can with a wire in the back: hey lol wyd


Memes,  Funny Internet Quotes,  Telecommunication Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm getting on my United flight

Friend: Ok, need me to pick u up from the airport?

Me: Nah I have a ride
Me: I'm getting on my United flight

Friend: Ok, need me to pick u up from the airport?

Me: Nah I have a ride


Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Ambulance Jokes,  
    
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Daughter: dad, where did I come from?

Dad: Well it all started when your mother liked 3 of my photos in a row
Daughter: dad, where did I come from?

Dad: Well it all started when your mother liked 3 of my photos in a row


Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Gonna start telling people that everything I own was made with a 3D printer.
Gonna start telling people that everything I own was made with a 3D printer.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Printer Jokes,  
    
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The Viking Of approval 

Is pleased with you
The Viking Of approval

Is pleased with you


Viking Jokes,  Random Funny Jokes,  
    
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Pluto demands to be a planet again

Or it will shut down the universe
Pluto demands to be a planet again

Or it will shut down the universe


Pluto Jokes,  Universe Jokes,  Really Silly Jokes,  
    
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Do you ever go out, and while you're out, you think, "This is exactly why I don't go out"?
Do you ever go out, and while you're out, you think, "This is exactly why I don't go out"?

Relatable Posts,  Great Party Jokes,  Short Party Jokes,  
    
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ladies we not giving y'all  in 2016 witut commitment... we sick & tired of the games & lies
ladies we not giving y'all in 2016 witut commitment... we sick & tired of the games & lies

Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes 2016,  
    
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let him eat you out, then when it's your turn

tell him it's late and you gotta work in the morning.

#wastehistime
let him eat you out, then when it's your turn

tell him it's late and you gotta work in the morning.

#wastehistime


    
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