Best New Year Jokes

 – 35 total
According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!

If it's true-December will be the shortest month of the year!
According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!

If it's true-December will be the shortest month of the year!


December Jokes,  Mayan Jokes,  Calendar Jokes,  
    
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New year's party?

Let me check my calendar
New year's party?

Let me check my calendar


Calendar Jokes,  Mayan Jokes,  New Years Jokes One Liners,  
    
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i'm already in' up...  it, 2017 will be my year for sure
i'm already in' up... it, 2017 will be my year for sure

Funny Quotes,  Jokes For 2016,  Funny Jokes 2016,  
    
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yall motherers

need to take your christmas lights down
yall motherers

need to take your christmas lights down


Memes,  Christmas Humor,  
    
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What I really expect when someone says new year new me
What I really expect when someone says new year new me

Memes,  New Years Jokes,  
    
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Entering 2016 like
Entering 2016 like

Memes,  2016 Jokes,  Funny Beyonce,  
    
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if i'm not this lit on new years there's a problem
if i'm not this lit on new years there's a problem

Memes,  New Years Jokes,  Lit Meme,  
    
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How I'm dealing with reality

After the long holiday weekend
How I'm dealing with reality

After the long holiday weekend


Memes,  Holiday Jokes,  Holiday Humor,  
    
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" New year , New Me. "
" New year , New Me. "

Memes,  Jokes About Lying,  Why You Always Lying Meme,  
    
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Let me guess

New Year New You?
Let me guess

New Year New You?


Memes,  Drake Meme,  
    
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when people hit you up not knowing

you left their  in 2014
when people hit you up not knowing

you left their in 2014


Memes,  Will Smith Meme,  2015 Memes,  
    
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Most of chicks

Relapsed already
Most of chicks

Relapsed already


Memes,  Fail Funny,  Insults To Women,  
    
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when bae say she leaving you and all the drama in 2014

but you just paid all the bills
when bae say she leaving you and all the drama in 2014

but you just paid all the bills


Memes,  Bae Memes,  
    
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"i tught you was leaving me and all the negative  behind in 2014?"

"stfu moochie"
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"i tught you was leaving me and all the negative behind in 2014?"

"stfu moochie"


Memes,  Funny Jokes About Women,  2014 Memes,  
    
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The "New year, new me" starter kit

That only lasts for 1 week!
The "New year, new me" starter kit

That only lasts for 1 week!


Memes,  Hilarious New Years Jokes,  New Years Jokes,  
    
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