Best New Years Eve Jokes

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New Years Eve always brings much regret, many new goals and soon to be broken promises for most people. Sadly, these are the things that also prompt some of the best jokes. Some of us will create our biggest regrets on New Years Eve and really bring in the New Year with a bang.

Here we have the best New Years eve jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
When you realize how much extra you spent on that New Years Eve Uber home
When you realize how much extra you spent on that New Years Eve Uber home

Memes,  Eminem Jokes,  
    
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Happy 2017
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Happy 2017

Memes,  2016 Jokes,  Funny New Years Jokes,  
    
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How you think New Years Eve is gonna go VS. how New Years Eve actually goes...
How you think New Years Eve is gonna go VS. how New Years Eve actually goes...

Memes,  New Years Memes,  Funny New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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raise your hand if you're going into 2016 fat, drunk & single.
raise your hand if you're going into 2016 fat, drunk & single.

Memes,  2016 Jokes,  
    
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new year's eve

11:59pm

1:00am
new year's eve

11:59pm

1:00am


Memes,  Funny Before And After Pictures,  
    
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West coast followers still in 2014 like...
West coast followers still in 2014 like...

Memes,  Time Zone Jokes,  
    
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"Wyd for New Years??"

I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends
"Wyd for New Years??"

I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends


Memes,  Funny New Year Quotes,  
    
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So it's New Years Eve and you're either sitting there masturbating or can't tell the difference between fireworks and gunshots 

Please do keep informing us on Reddit
So it's New Years Eve and you're either sitting there masturbating or can't tell the difference between fireworks and gunshots

Please do keep informing us on Reddit


Memes,  Reddit Jokes,  
    
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Let's spend New Year's Eve together.

Unless I get a better offer.
Let's spend New Year's Eve together.

Unless I get a better offer.


Funny Ecards,  New Years One Liners,  
    
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I spend countless hours picking out witch outfit I'm going to throw up on New Year's Eve.
I spend countless hours picking out witch outfit I'm going to throw up on New Year's Eve.

Funny Ecards,  New Years One Liners,  
    
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I made New Years Eve reservations for us at a gay bar

So you won't be tempted to kiss other girls at midnight
I made New Years Eve reservations for us at a gay bar

So you won't be tempted to kiss other girls at midnight


Memes,  
    
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Stay sober at New Year's Eve?!

You must be a villain in disguise!
Stay sober at New Year's Eve?!

You must be a villain in disguise!


Memes,  Batman Slapping Robin (theme),  
    
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Hey honey

What are you doing for New Year's Eve?
Hey honey

What are you doing for New Year's Eve?


Memes,  Funny Flirty Quotes,  
    
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What do emos say at New Year's Eve?

"Sad new year"?
What do emos say at New Year's Eve?

"Sad new year"?


Memes,  New Years Puns,  
    
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New Year's Eve

New Year's day
New Year's Eve

New Year's day


Memes,  New Years Day Jokes,  
    
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