Best New Years Jokes

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The beginning of something new is hopeful time for most people. Beginning a new year is the ultimate of hopeful times. Making resolutions are a part of this process. As serious as you might be about your resolutions and as determined to succeed as you may be there are always those of us there to remind you that you have this same revelation.

Here we have the best New Years jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
If ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too
If ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too

Funny Quotes,  2015 New Years Jokes,  
    
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Going into New Years like ...
Going into New Years like ...

Memes,  Single Jokes,  
    
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almost time for that

"see you next year" lame  line
almost time for that

"see you next year" lame line


Memes,  Jokes About New Years,  
    
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There just had to be that one chick with nothing better to do right...
There just had to be that one chick with nothing better to do right...

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some of y'all new year's resolutions is

the same sh*t y'all didn't accomplish this year
some of y'all new year's resolutions is

the same sh*t y'all didn't accomplish this year


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Here's a room full of people who care about

Your New Years resolution..
Here's a room full of people who care about

Your New Years resolution..


Memes,  Rude New Year Jokes,  Caring Jokes,  
    
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What if your New Years resolution,

Was to not follow your New Years resolution?
What if your New Years resolution,

Was to not follow your New Years resolution?


Memes,  New Years Resolution Jokes,  Trick Question Jokes,  
    
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Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st

Make sure you raise your left leg. That was you start the year off on the right foot.
Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st

Make sure you raise your left leg. That was you start the year off on the right foot.


Memes,  New Year Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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post another 'new year, new me' facebook status

i dare you, i double dare you you motherer!
post another 'new year, new me' facebook status

i dare you, i double dare you you motherer!


Memes,  New Years Resolution Joke,  Samuel L Jackson Memes,  
    
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New Year's Eve countdown?

Ain't nobody got time fo that
New Year's Eve countdown?

Ain't nobody got time fo that


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new year same me

ain't  gon' change b!!!
new year same me

ain't gon' change b!!!


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Two women sitting on the back porch talking. One says "What are New Year's Resolutions"

The other responds, "Well it's like a "to do " list for the first week in January!"


New Year Resolution Jokes,  New Years Resolution Jokes,  2014 New Years Jokes  
    
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My New Years resolution is to make better bad decisions...
My New Years resolution is to make better bad decisions...

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People, it's Happy New Year not Happy New Years. We are only ringing In one New Year, let's make it a grammatically correct one.
People, it's Happy New Year not Happy New Years. We are only ringing In one New Year, let's make it a grammatically correct one.

Happy New Year Jokes,  Grammar Fail,  Hilarious New Years Jokes  
    
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My New Year's resolution is to recycle...starting with last year's list of resolutions.
My New Year's resolution is to recycle...starting with last year's list of resolutions.

Funny Recycle Slogans,  New Year Resolution Jokes,  Recycling Jokes  
    
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