Best New Years Jokes

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The beginning of something new is hopeful time for most people. Beginning a new year is the ultimate of hopeful times. Making resolutions are a part of this process. As serious as you might be about your resolutions and as determined to succeed as you may be there are always those of us there to remind you that you have this same revelation.

Here we have the best New Years jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
How I feel over Christmastide...
How I feel over Christmastide...

Memes,  Christmas Holiday Jokes,  Christmas Humor Jokes,  
    
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Looking back at 2017 like
Looking back at 2017 like

Memes,  2017 Meme,  
    
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When it's about to clock midnight and everyone kissing but u just there looking at the clock
When it's about to clock midnight and everyone kissing but u just there looking at the clock

Memes,  Being Single Jokes,  
    
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Leaving 2016 behind like
Leaving 2016 behind like

Memes,  Fire Jokes,  Funny Jokes 2016,  
    
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If ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too
If ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too

Funny Quotes,  2015 New Years Jokes,  
    
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Going into New Years like ...
Going into New Years like ...

Memes,  Single Jokes,  
    
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almost time for that

"see you next year" lame  line
almost time for that

"see you next year" lame line


Memes,  Jokes About New Years,  
    
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There just had to be that one chick with nothing better to do right...
There just had to be that one chick with nothing better to do right...

Memes,  Black Woman Jokes,  Black Humor,  
    
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some of y'all new year's resolutions is

the same sh*t y'all didn't accomplish this year
some of y'all new year's resolutions is

the same sh*t y'all didn't accomplish this year


Memes,  Dissing People Jokes,  
    
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Here's a room full of people who care about

Your New Years resolution..
Here's a room full of people who care about

Your New Years resolution..


Memes,  Rude New Year Jokes,  Caring Jokes,  
    
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Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st

Make sure you raise your left leg. That was you start the year off on the right foot.
Right before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st

Make sure you raise your left leg. That was you start the year off on the right foot.


Memes,  New Year Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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What if your New Years resolution,

Was to not follow your New Years resolution?
What if your New Years resolution,

Was to not follow your New Years resolution?


Memes,  New Years Resolution Jokes,  Trick Question Jokes,  
    
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New Year's Eve countdown?

Ain't nobody got time fo that
New Year's Eve countdown?

Ain't nobody got time fo that


Memes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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post another 'new year, new me' facebook status

i dare you, i double dare you you motherer!
post another 'new year, new me' facebook status

i dare you, i double dare you you motherer!


Memes,  New Years Resolution Joke,  Samuel L Jackson Memes,  
    
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new year same me

ain't  gon' change b!!!
new year same me

ain't gon' change b!!!


New Year Jokes One Liners,  New Years Jokes 2014,  New Years Puns,  
    
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