Best Of The Best Jokes

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I love my mom. May she rest in peace. Shes still alive. I mean if she has a nap or something, I hope its peaceful.
I love my mom. May she rest in peace. Shes still alive. I mean if she has a nap or something, I hope its peaceful.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Good Mom Jokes,  
    
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I have unlimited texting and I only text 3 people ever I think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
I have unlimited texting and I only text 3 people ever I think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

Funny Quotes,  Phone Jokes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  
    
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Be weird with strange people
Be weird with strange people

Funny Quotes,  Strange Insults,  
    
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SHOUT OUT To all the control freaks that have no control of their own lives...
SHOUT OUT To all the control freaks that have no control of their own lives...

Funny Ecards,  Thinking Of You Ecards,  Good Joke,  
    
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Heres to making it through 365 days without killing each other
Heres to making it through 365 days without killing each other

Funny Ecards,  Funny Anniversary Ecards,  Anniversary Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Karma's just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she'll be with you shortly.
Karma's just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she'll be with you shortly.

Funny Ecards,  Drinking Ecards,  Karma Jokes,  
    
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Rules for a Happy Marriage: 1. Only yell at eachother if the house is on fire. 2. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight. 3. Sex, lots of sex.
Rules for a Happy Marriage: 1. Only yell at eachother if the house is on fire. 2. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight. 3. Sex, lots of sex.

Funny Ecards,  Marriage Anniversary Jokes,  Anniversary Ecards,  
    
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I find autumn leaves are at their most beautiful when theyre being raked by someone else.
I find autumn leaves are at their most beautiful when theyre being raked by someone else.

Funny Ecards,  Autumn Jokes,  Seasonal Ecards,  
    
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Thank you for being my friend despite my obsession with fictional characters.
Thank you for being my friend despite my obsession with fictional characters.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Thank You Ecards,  Family Friendly Jokes,  
    
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To you it's just an animal, but to me it is a funny little person with four legs
To you it's just an animal, but to me it is a funny little person with four legs

Funny Ecards,  Funny Animal Ecards,  Dog Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Lets have a few drinks and 'cuddle'.
Lets have a few drinks and 'cuddle'.

Funny Ecards,  Flirting Ecards,  Funny Couples,  
    
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"The Jews have a waaayy better candle holder than us!"
"The Jews have a waaayy better candle holder than us!"

Funny Ecards,  Funny Jewish Ecards,  Best Jewish Jokes,  
    
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oh. i'm sorry! i couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex i was having with you in my head.
oh. i'm sorry! i couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex i was having with you in my head.

Funny Ecards,  Flirting Ecards,  
    
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Oh, you're over e-cards and internet memes? My condolences on the loss of your sense of humor.
Oh, you're over e-cards and internet memes? My condolences on the loss of your sense of humor.

Funny Ecards,  Sympathy Ecards,  Funniest Joke,  
    
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Crossfit.

Let's spend $300 a month to do calisthenics in a warehouse.
Crossfit.

Let's spend $300 a month to do calisthenics in a warehouse.


Funny Ecards,  Exercise Jokes,  Workout Jokes,  
    
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