Best Old People Jokes

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Why does every old person look at their phone like this?
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Dangol dan: Ricardo when we watch anime
Ricardo when we watch anime

Why does every old person look at their phone like this?

Memes,  Cell Phone Meme,  
    
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Grandma: Remember when we were young? Grandpa: Who are you? Grandma: Me too
Grandma: Remember when we were young?

Grandpa: Who are you?

Grandma: Me too

Memes,  Grandparents Jokes,  
    
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An old geeser
An old geeser

Goose Puns,  Old People Funny,  
    
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Happy 40th Birthday brother! You are now old enough to take a dump in the middle of traffic and blame senility
KAPPITS (1)
Martin: Happy 40th brother
Happy 40th Birthday brother! You are now old enough to take a dump in the middle of traffic and blame senility

Funny Brother Birthday Jokes,  Brother Birthday Jokes,  Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  
    
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Nice hoodie. Flirting with death
Nice hoodie.

Flirting with death

Old Granny Jokes,  Death Puns,  
    
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Wonders why the green lights Make a honking noise
Wonders why the green lights

Make a honking noise

Driving Jokes,  Old Granny Jokes,  Driving Memes,  
    
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80 years old is when you tell somebody, "I must be losing my memory" and they say, "I know, you told me yesterday."
80 years old is when you tell somebody, "I must be losing my memory" and they say, "I know, you told me yesterday."

80 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Memory Jokes,  Elderly Jokes,  
    
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90's kids No one ever cares about 40's kids
90's kids

No one ever cares about 40's kids

90s Jokes,  Grumpy Old Man Jokes,  
    
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5 minutes into break hip and chill and he gives you this look
5 minutes into break hip and chill and he gives you this look

Memes,  Netflix And Chill Meme,  Lmao Jokes,  
    
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Old ppl be lying. "In my day, we had to walk 100 miles to school thru snow across a lake of fire"
KAPPITS (2)
Dhkgc: Dhxgh
Dhkgc: Dhxsgg
Old ppl be lying. "In my day, we had to walk 100 miles to school thru snow across a lake of fire"

Memes,  Hilarious Memes,  Clean Old People Jokes,  
    
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After your grandma discovers Kanye West
After your grandma discovers Kanye West

Memes,  Grandma Meme,  Kanye West Funny,  
    
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I don't think I've ever seen anyone give less of a damn than this guy...
I don't think I've ever seen anyone give less of a damn than this guy...

Memes,  Funny Pictures Of Old People,  Hat Jokes,  
    
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Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I've fallen for you and can't get up.
Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I've fallen for you and can't get up.

Relatable Posts,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  
    
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During a wedding, old people often look at me and say, 'You're next!'. I kindly return the favor at funerals.
During a wedding, old people often look at me and say, 'You're next!'. I kindly return the favor at funerals.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Wedding Slogans,  Funeral Jokes,  
    
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I'm not getting old. I just can't remember stuff Because my brain is full
I'm not getting old. I just can't remember stuff

Because my brain is full

Joke,  Funny Getting Old,  Getting Old Jokes,  
    
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