Best Pun Jokes

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Mexican word of the day: Rectum

I had two trucks but my wife rectum both
Mexican word of the day: Rectum

I had two trucks but my wife rectum both


Memes,  Play On Words Jokes,  Mexican Word Of The Day Meme,  
    
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Why are there so many female archaeologists? 

Because women love digging up the past
Why are there so many female archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past


Memes,  Archaeologist Jokes,  Jokes About Females,  
    
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You're puns are so funny 

I slapped my neon that one
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Neon Pun: #Neon
You're puns are so funny

I slapped my neon that one


Neon Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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what drink made the baboon feel tipsy?

an ape-ricot sour.
what drink made the baboon feel tipsy?

an ape-ricot sour.


Drinking Puns,  Baboon Jokes,  Ape Jokes,  
    
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The ice caps

Are melting
The ice caps

Are melting


Hat Puns,  Ice Jokes,  Funny Puns,  
    
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You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one.

John Lemon
You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one.

John Lemon


Beatles Jokes,  Musician Jokes,  Name Puns,  
    
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''it's not for speeding. it's for hauling .''
''it's not for speeding. it's for hauling .''

Awesome Puns,  Best Puns,  
    
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i bought s from my drug dealer

i've been tripping all day
i bought s from my drug dealer

i've been tripping all day


Drug Jokes,  Tripping Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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What did one tomato say to the other tomato?

You go ahead and I'll ketchup.
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?

You go ahead and I'll ketchup.


Ketchup Jokes,  Tomato Puns,  
    
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I've bean thinking about you
I've bean thinking about you

Bean Puns,  Thinking Jokes,  Sweet Puns,  
    
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 A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter

How dairy.
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter

How dairy.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Puns,  
    
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What is a scarecrows favorite hair style?

Cornrows
What is a scarecrows favorite hair style?

Cornrows


Memes,  Scarecrow Jokes,  
    
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philosopher stone

philosopher stoned
philosopher stone

philosopher stoned


Memes,  Stoned Jokes,  Philosopher Jokes,  
    
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These puns have

Goat out of hand
These puns have

Goat out of hand


Memes,  Pun One Liners,  
    
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