Best Pun Jokes

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Why are monks so good at protesting?

The more ohms you have, the greater the resistance.
Why are monks so good at protesting?

The more ohms you have, the greater the resistance.


Memes,  Monk Jokes,  
    
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The symbol for laundry
The symbol for laundry

Memes,  Laundry Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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"Keep an eye on how much you think tonight"

Me:
"Keep an eye on how much you think tonight"

Me:


Memes,  Jokes Drinking,  Stevie Wonder Memes,  
    
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$185 for a paper clip? That shit better hold my life together
$185 for a paper clip? That shit better hold my life together

Memes,  Price Jokes,  One Liners On Life,  
    
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You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine.
You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine.

Memes,  Sea Puns,  Pun Pictures,  
    
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Mexican word of the day: Rectum

I had two trucks but my wife rectum both
Mexican word of the day: Rectum

I had two trucks but my wife rectum both


Memes,  Play On Words Jokes,  Mexican Word Of The Day Meme,  
    
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Why are there so many female archaeologists? 

Because women love digging up the past
Why are there so many female archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past


Memes,  Archaeologist Jokes,  Jokes About Females,  
    
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You're puns are so funny 

I slapped my neon that one
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Neon Pun: #Neon
You're puns are so funny

I slapped my neon that one


Neon Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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what drink made the baboon feel tipsy?

an ape-ricot sour.
what drink made the baboon feel tipsy?

an ape-ricot sour.


Drinking Puns,  Baboon Jokes,  Ape Jokes,  
    
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The ice caps

Are melting
The ice caps

Are melting


Hat Puns,  Ice Jokes,  Funny Puns,  
    
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You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one.

John Lemon
You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one.

John Lemon


Beatles Jokes,  Musician Jokes,  Name Puns,  
    
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''it's not for speeding. it's for hauling .''
''it's not for speeding. it's for hauling .''

Awesome Puns,  Best Puns,  
    
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