Best Rape Jokes

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For those of you thinking about committing that first crime, you need to pause and take a little more time to think about it. If you do you will probably be a joke in this section. So heaven forbid you drop the soap in shower just end up having your serial number tattooed to your ass after they’ve all took their turn.

Here we’ve added the most popular and funny best rape jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
her: i don't have sex on the first date"

me:
her: i don't have sex on the first date"

me:


Memes,  Pill Cosby,  
    
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Memes,  Starter Pack Meme,  Friendzone Jokes,  
    
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remember when i ate cake?

let's remember the cake times instead of the raps stuff
remember when i ate cake?

let's remember the cake times instead of the raps stuff


Memes,  Bill Cosby Jokes,  Pill Cosby,  
    
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remember guys, punctuation is important.
remember guys, punctuation is important.

Memes,  Sign Jokes,  Funny Protest Signs,  
    
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when she comes over and you wanna let her know you're getting the  regardless
when she comes over and you wanna let her know you're getting the regardless

Memes,  Aw Hell Naw,  
    
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derrick rose raped you

with a torn acl?
derrick rose raped you

with a torn acl?


Memes,  Derrick Rose Meme,  
    
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Hide yo kids!

Hide ya wife!
Hide yo kids!

Hide ya wife!


Memes,  Bed Intruder Meme,  Jared Fogle Meme,  
    
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"it may be wet out here, but i'm going in dry"
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Funny Pictures,  Dolphin Jokes,  
    
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they see me rapin'

they hatin'
they see me rapin'

they hatin'


Memes,  Josh Duggar Meme,  
    
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i just woke up one morning and felt like i had black in me.

you did!!!!
i just woke up one morning and felt like i had black in me.

you did!!!!


Memes,  Bill Cosby Joke,  Bill Cosby Meme,  
    
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when the club cloes and she can't find her friends
when the club cloes and she can't find her friends

Memes,  Bill Cosby Joke,  Bill Cosby Memes,  
    
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it's not rape

it's a snuggle with a struggle
it's not rape

it's a snuggle with a struggle


Memes,  Cuddling Jokes,  
    
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when you trine roofie her... but her drink all the way on the other side of the room....
when you trine roofie her... but her drink all the way on the other side of the room....

Memes,  Bill Cosby Joke,  
    
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me: is that chris brown in the vip?!

girl: where!? *looks*

me:
me: is that chris brown in the vip?!

girl: where!? *looks*

me:


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good morning "did you enjoy the wine" face

but you weren't planning on sleeping over
good morning "did you enjoy the wine" face

but you weren't planning on sleeping over


Memes,  Bill Cosby Joke,  
    
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