Best Rude Jokes Ever

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Are you kidding me. Guess I won't be buying Nike.

For what you almost in the grave lol
Are you kidding me. Guess I won't be buying Nike.

For what you almost in the grave lol


Memes,  Nike Jokes,  Old People Insults,  
    
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My 11 year-old cousin asked where my girlfriend was. When I told her I don't have one, she said, "Oh, you must be broke"
My 11 year-old cousin asked where my girlfriend was. When I told her I don't have one, she said, "Oh, you must be broke"

Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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the black rhinoceros spends a majority of its adult life alone and mates only once ever 2-3 years, just like you, you ing loser
the black rhinoceros spends a majority of its adult life alone and mates only once ever 2-3 years, just like you, you ing loser

Memes,  Insulting One Liners,  
    
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when you're all out of arguments and she's winning

why don't you go back to your me on  island?
when you're all out of arguments and she's winning

why don't you go back to your me on island?



Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Anchorman Jokes,  
    
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lady: do you have any gluten-free recommendations?

waitress: shutting the  up is gluten-free
lady: do you have any gluten-free recommendations?

waitress: shutting the up is gluten-free


Memes,  Gluten Jokes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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Happy Father's Day to all the real me...

Sit down deadbeats, we'll celebrate you on April Fools Day!
Happy Father's Day to all the real me...

Sit down deadbeats, we'll celebrate you on April Fools Day!


Memes,  Funny Fathers Day Quotes,  Ron Burgundy Meme,  
    
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lady: can i help?

guy: are you a ing?
lady: can i help?

guy: are you a ing?


Memes,  Blunt Memes,  
    
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Arguing on Facebook is like running in the Special Olympics

Even if you win, you're still retarded
Arguing on Facebook is like running in the Special Olympics

Even if you win, you're still retarded


Special Olympics Jokes,  Retard Jokes One Liners,  Hilarious Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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"cursing is unattractive"

,  you.
"cursing is unattractive"

, you.


Funny Jokes,  
    
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Ladies 

Like this post if you have a boyfriend

So I can block you
Ladies

Like this post if you have a boyfriend

So I can block you


Funny Quotes,  Short Rude Jokes,  Good Rude Jokes,  
    
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just stop right there, i already don't give a .
just stop right there, i already don't give a .

Memes,  
    
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i wonder if this  know

i'm not listening
i wonder if this know

i'm not listening


Memes,  Funny Rude Signs,  
    
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Yo Mama so fat that her belly button got an echo
Yo Mama so fat that her belly button got an echo

Funny Jokes,  Yo Mom So Fat Jokes,  Funny Fat Jokes,  
    
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the only thing keeping me from beating the  out of you is my intense fear of prison food.
the only thing keeping me from beating the out of you is my intense fear of prison food.

Funny Ecards,  Prison Jokes,  
    
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Now you're being rude,

And I hate rude people.
Now you're being rude,

And I hate rude people.


Meme,  Rude Memes,  I Hate When Jokes,  
    
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