Best Rude Jokes

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When the ugly girl asks "Where's my hug" and you trynna help her look
When the ugly girl asks "Where's my hug" and you trynna help her look

Memes,  Hug Jokes,  Ugly Girl Jokes,  
    
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Me: "But mom... what if I get kidnapped?"

Mom: 'Trust me, they will bring you back.'

Me:
Me: "But mom... what if I get kidnapped?"

Mom: 'Trust me, they will bring you back.'

Me:


Memes,  Kidnapping Jokes,  
    
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I just want somebody I can trust

As much as this guy can trust that chair
I just want somebody I can trust

As much as this guy can trust that chair


Memes,  Chair Jokes,  Jokes About Trust,  
    
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me: did she really just.. i'm just going to black her

petty me: tell her she's ugly

me: i'm just going to blo....

petty me: . that. . hurt her feelings
me: did she really just.. i'm just going to black her

petty me: tell her she's ugly

me: i'm just going to blo....

petty me: . that. . hurt her feelings


Memes,  Petty Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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a study done at harvard university sws that %100 of people w don't text back, aren't bad texters. they just don't ing like you.
a study done at harvard university sws that %100 of people w don't text back, aren't bad texters. they just don't ing like you.

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Texting,  Funny Random Facts,  
    
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teacher: can you please open your books?

kid: idk, can we?

*cl ing loses it*

teacher: hahaha santa is fake you little
teacher: can you please open your books?

kid: idk, can we?

*cl ing loses it*

teacher: hahaha santa is fake you little


Memes,  Teacher Student Jokes,  
    
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maybe it's time you considered suicide...
maybe it's time you considered suicide...

Mean Jokes,  Funny Suicidal Thoughts,  
    
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i'm the type of mf w would ignore your pne call and text you "you called?"
i'm the type of mf w would ignore your pne call and text you "you called?"

Relatable Posts,  Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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It's considered rude to tell the bride she looked like a giant cabbage roll in her dress... so I said nothing.
It's considered rude to tell the bride she looked like a giant cabbage roll in her dress... so I said nothing.

Cabbage Jokes,  Bride Jokes,  
    
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How rude of Monday to just show up unannounced, when the weekend and I were finally starting to make a connection
How rude of Monday to just show up unannounced, when the weekend and I were finally starting to make a connection

Funny Jokes,  Monday One Liners,  Monday Quotes Funny,  
    
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if i ever look like i give a 

hand me a snickers candy bar i'm not being my self
if i ever look like i give a

hand me a snickers candy bar i'm not being my self


Memes,  Good Rude Jokes,  
    
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I liked a picture

I didnt ask to hook up
I liked a picture

I didnt ask to hook up


Memes,  Instagram Funny Jokes,  Hilarious Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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cool story!

at what chapter am i suppose to give a
cool story!

at what chapter am i suppose to give a


Memes,  Cool Story Bro,  
    
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instead of "have a nice day" i think i'll start saying "have the day you deserve" you know, let karma sort that  out.
instead of "have a nice day" i think i'll start saying "have the day you deserve" you know, let karma sort that out.

Funny Ecards,  Free Funny Ecards,  Karma Jokes,  
    
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i apologize to anyone i've ever hurt pe y'all find it in y'all heart to forgive these nuts.  y'all
i apologize to anyone i've ever hurt pe y'all find it in y'all heart to forgive these nuts. y'all

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