Best Santa Jokes

 – 112 total
Santa Claus is definitely not real. Since when do men do anything nice and expect nothing in return.
Santa Claus is definitely not real. Since when do men do anything nice and expect nothing in return.

Memes,  Santa Claus Jokes,  
    
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tell us w the  santa gets to all them uses in one day
tell us w the santa gets to all them uses in one day

Memes,  Reindeer Jokes For Christmas,  
    
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'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?''
'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Santa Jokes For Kids,  Dear Santa Quotes,  
    
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'yeah, yeah... sure buddy, and i'm the bloody tooth fairy...!'
'yeah, yeah... sure buddy, and i'm the bloody tooth fairy...!'

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Santa Comic,  Funny Santa Pictures,  
    
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Santa after eating cookies that were left out for him in Colorado.
Santa after eating cookies that were left out for him in Colorado.

Memes,  Santa Claus Meme,  High Memes,  
    
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Writing letters to Santa

Still more effective than voting
Writing letters to Santa

Still more effective than voting


Memes,  Santa Meme,  
    
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Aunt: Aren't you too old to believe in Santa

Me: Isn't 36 too young to be a grandma

#ChristmasClapBack
Aunt: Aren't you too old to believe in Santa

Me: Isn't 36 too young to be a grandma

#ChristmasClapBack


Memes,  Christmas Clap Back,  
    
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Santa's sack sags slightly.
Santa's sack sags slightly.

Christmas Tongue Twisters,  Funny Holiday Sayings,  
    
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Santa's sleigh slides on slick snow.
Santa's sleigh slides on slick snow.

Santa Humor,  Christmas Tongue Twisters,  
    
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Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?

Jim: Huh?

Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?

Jim: Huh?

Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.


Reindeer Jokes For Christmas,  Reindeer Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

How!

How who?

How does Santa know my name!
KAPPITS (2)
gremelen: ypermachou
Alex: Alex
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

How!

How who?

How does Santa know my name!


Santa Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Will: Whats a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?

Bill: What?

Will: Anytime!
Will: Whats a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?

Bill: What?

Will: Anytime!


Chimney Jokes,  Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Alex

Alex who?

I'll Alex Santa the questions if you don't mind!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Alex

Alex who?

I'll Alex Santa the questions if you don't mind!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Funny Christmas Wishes,  
    
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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus who?

No it's me Santa Claus? I can't find your chimney
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus who?

No it's me Santa Claus? I can't find your chimney


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids,  
    
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santa is not the only one

w watches you sleep
santa is not the only one

w watches you sleep


Memes,  Overly Attached Girlfriend Memes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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