Best Science Jokes

 – 64 total
i stubbed my foot on the periodic table, 

i yelled fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium.
i stubbed my foot on the periodic table,

i yelled fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium.


Fluorine Jokes,  Periodic Table Puns,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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Stick of Uranium

Nah bro, 25 cents
Stick of Uranium

Nah bro, 25 cents


Uranium Jokes,  Pawn Stars Meme (theme),  
    
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A man stole my gold yesterday. I ran after him yelling

Au give it back!
A man stole my gold yesterday. I ran after him yelling

Au give it back!


Gold Puns,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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When visiting England, what do nuclear scientist penguins eat?

Fission chips.
When visiting England, what do nuclear scientist penguins eat?

Fission chips.


Food Puns,  Penguin Puns,  
    
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That awkward moment when you're excommunicated for being right
That awkward moment when you're excommunicated for being right

Galileo Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  
    
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searching the universe 

for a  to give
searching the universe

for a to give


Universe Jokes,  Galileo Jokes,  
    
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I like my hydrogen bonds how I like my women

Weak but good
I like my hydrogen bonds how I like my women

Weak but good


Hydrogen Jokes,  Women Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Women,  
    
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This is so thin

It makes Hydrogen look dense
This is so thin

It makes Hydrogen look dense


Hydrogen Jokes,  Gordon Ramsay Meme (theme),  
    
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Hipster universe 

Made of hydrogen before it was cool
Hipster universe

Made of hydrogen before it was cool


Hydrogen Jokes,  Universe Jokes,  Space Jokes,  
    
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Engineering

It's like science but awesome
Engineering

It's like science but awesome


Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Awesome Jokes,  
    
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Engineering 

Would be so much more fun without science
Engineering

Would be so much more fun without science


Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Patrick Star Meme (theme),  
    
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Engineering

It's like math but louder
Engineering

It's like math but louder


Engineering Puns,  Math Jokes,  Funny Engineering Images,  
    
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Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.

Engineering Puns,  Corny Humor,  
    
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I made a joke about barium, zinc, and gallium

BaZnGa
I made a joke about barium, zinc, and gallium

BaZnGa


Zinc Jokes,  Element Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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