Best Sick Jokes

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doctor: under symptom you put super sick?

him:*heelys around the room*

doctor: ly  you are ing siiick!
doctor: under symptom you put super sick?

him:*heelys around the room*

doctor: ly you are ing siiick!


Memes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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Ooh so youre head hurts and you wanna stay home

Well my body hurts and I wanna vacation!
Ooh so youre head hurts and you wanna stay home

Well my body hurts and I wanna vacation!


Head Hurts Jokes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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yo dawg

, my head hurts now
yo dawg

, my head hurts now


Head Hurts Jokes,  Yo Dawg Meme (theme),  Yo Dawg (theme),  
    
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Most kids will fake a cough to get off school for a day, my little brother calls the ambulance
Most kids will fake a cough to get off school for a day, my little brother calls the ambulance

Funny Pictures,  Cough Jokes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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When you sick

And the pastor still want you to lead praise and worship
When you sick

And the pastor still want you to lead praise and worship


Memes,  Pastor Jokes,  Church Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Caution

I have contacted a potentially fatal case of

Man-flu

Your lack of compassion is putting my life in danger!
Caution

I have contacted a potentially fatal case of

Man-flu

Your lack of compassion is putting my life in danger!


Man Flu Jokes,  Funny Danger Signs,  
    
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'Man flu? Oh no... how long have the doctors given him?
'Man flu? Oh no... how long have the doctors given him?

Man Flu Jokes,  Doctor Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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So you have man flu

Good
So you have man flu

Good


Man Flu Jokes,  Funny Grumpy Cat,  
    
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man flu: know the signs

tissue overuse

watery eyes

attention seeking

the sniffles

think man flu - think t.w.a.t.

if the t.w.a.t. symptoms present themselves do not hesitate.  you suld immediately place the patient on the sofa under a snuggly blanket with a nice t drink and a box of breaking bad.
man flu: know the signs

tissue overuse

watery eyes

attention seeking

the sniffles

think man flu - think t.w.a.t.

if the t.w.a.t. symptoms present themselves do not hesitate. you suld immediately place the patient on the sofa under a snuggly blanket with a nice t drink and a box of breaking bad.


Man Flu Jokes,  Sofa Jokes,  Breaking Bad Jokes,  
    
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Man flu

(Noun)

An illness that causes the male to be helpless and sicker than any other family memeber.

In females: a cold
Man flu

(Noun)

An illness that causes the male to be helpless and sicker than any other family memeber.

In females: a cold


Man Flu Jokes,  Cold Jokes,  
    
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Manflu

Deadlier than advertised
Manflu

Deadlier than advertised


Man Flu Jokes,  Funny Advertisement Slogans,  Flu Jokes,  
    
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Man flu

Only the strong survive
Man flu

Only the strong survive


Man Flu Jokes,  Strong Jokes,  
    
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I got the day off today

I got man-flu
I got the day off today

I got man-flu


Man Flu Jokes,  Work Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Man flu information

Wee sniffle?

Feel like you're dying?

Not getting any sympathy?
Man flu information

Wee sniffle?

Feel like you're dying?

Not getting any sympathy?


Man Flu Jokes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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ears are plugged, gf says "are you listening to me?"

 i'm dying!
ears are plugged, gf says "are you listening to me?"

i'm dying!


Man Flu Jokes,  Dying Jokes,  Good Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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