Best Thanksgiving Jokes

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Thanksgiving list:

1. Spend $200 on groceries
2. Spend ten hours preparing dinner
3. Food eaten in twenty minutes
4. Take six hours to clean
Thanksgiving list:

1. Spend $200 on groceries
2. Spend ten hours preparing dinner
3. Food eaten in twenty minutes
4. Take six hours to clean


Memes,  Jokes About Thanksgiving,  
    
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Thanksgiving 4 weeks away. Y'all have your outfits to wear to the living room yet?
Thanksgiving 4 weeks away. Y'all have your outfits to wear to the living room yet?

Memes,  Thanksgiving Jokes,  Holiday Jokes,  
    
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On Thanksgiving, don't me where my man at, what my major is, or how I'm doing in school. We here to eat. Dassit.
On Thanksgiving, don't me where my man at, what my major is, or how I'm doing in school. We here to eat. Dassit.

Memes,  Holiday Memes,  
    
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Me: *Grabbing a plate on Thanksgiving*

My family: "Hey, you said you didn't celebrate this genocidal holiday"

Me:
Me: *Grabbing a plate on Thanksgiving*

My family: "Hey, you said you didn't celebrate this genocidal holiday"

Me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Holiday Jokes,  
    
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Everyone on Thanksgiving after going for a "walk" before eating
Everyone on Thanksgiving after going for a "walk" before eating

Memes,  High Memes,  
    
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When you rolled out of bed this morning and remembered all the leftovers
When you rolled out of bed this morning and remembered all the leftovers

Memes,  Funny Drake Pictures,  When You Meme,  
    
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If the person cooking Thanksgiving dinner arm look like this you know that shits about to be
If the person cooking Thanksgiving dinner arm look like this you know that shits about to be

Memes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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Me on Thanksgiving when they say kids 1st & I've been at college starving for months & aint had a home cooked meal since I left
Me on Thanksgiving when they say kids 1st & I've been at college starving for months & aint had a home cooked meal since I left

Memes,  Good Jokes For College Students,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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Hanksgiving

Misspelled Thanksgiving while trying to google it. I'm not even mad.
Hanksgiving

Misspelled Thanksgiving while trying to google it. I'm not even mad.


Funny Google Searches,  Tom Hanks Jokes,  
    
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When they said food will be ready at 4pm and you show up at 4pm.
When they said food will be ready at 4pm and you show up at 4pm.

Memes,  Fresh Prince Jokes,  
    
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When you see somebody eating the plate of food you hid
When you see somebody eating the plate of food you hid

Memes,  Food Jokes,  Denzel Washington Funny,  
    
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Spending Thanksgiving with all your family members like
Spending Thanksgiving with all your family members like

Memes,  Jokes About Thanksgiving,  Family Jokes,  
    
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when the food ready but the mother er with the paper plates cup and forks is late

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when the food ready but the mother er with the paper plates cup and forks is late

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Memes,  Kobe Bryant Memes,  Food Humor,  
    
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Uncle: You need to raise yo GPA

Me: You need to raise yo kids..

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Uncle: You need to raise yo GPA

Me: You need to raise yo kids..

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Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  Black People Disses,  
    
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Fix your attitude before we go in here
Fix your attitude before we go in here



Memes,  Funny Attitude Quotes,  Black People Be Like,  
    
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