Best Wife Jokes

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Always get your wife a snack at the gas station. If yo think to yourself, "Maybe she doesn't want a snack." I'm telling you that you're wrong. Just get the woman a snack.
Always get your wife a snack at the gas station. If yo think to yourself, "Maybe she doesn't want a snack." I'm telling you that you're wrong. Just get the woman a snack.

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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My wife combined so many coupons the grocery store actually paid her.

She's been talking about it for 20 minutes.

This is her Sup[er Bowl
My wife combined so many coupons the grocery store actually paid her.

She's been talking about it for 20 minutes.

This is her Sup[er Bowl


Memes,  Coupon Jokes,  
    
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When you leave your white wife for a Latina
When you leave your white wife for a Latina

Memes,  Latina Jokes,  Hispanic Jokes,  
    
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When guys say they want a wife who cooks and cleans and does everything around the house for them
When guys say they want a wife who cooks and cleans and does everything around the house for them

Memes,  Insults To Guys,  
    
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When your waiting

For your wife to get ready
When your waiting

For your wife to get ready


Memes,  Funny Husband Wife Jokes,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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might as well stay and have on more

wife's going to chew my head off when i get me anyway
might as well stay and have on more

wife's going to chew my head off when i get me anyway


Memes,  Wife Jokes,  Insect Jokes,  
    
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Fig. 1. Joining  a sorority is a great way to prepare for a career in being a drunk trophy wife to a man you hate.
Fig. 1. Joining a sorority is a great way to prepare for a career in being a drunk trophy wife to a man you hate.

Sorority Jokes,  Funny Drunk Girls,  
    
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when the wife says

she's off her period...
when the wife says

she's off her period...


Memes,  Wife Humor,  
    
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When you take your wife on a 3 day vacation
When you take your wife on a 3 day vacation

Memes,  Vacation Memes,  Vacation Jokes,  
    
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when your third wife start swing a bit of her ankles
when your third wife start swing a bit of her ankles

Memes,  Arab Racist Jokes,  Funny Arabic Jokes,  
    
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I don't think the wife is going to like my new purchase...
I don't think the wife is going to like my new purchase...

Funny Pictures,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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Hey buddy still fighting with the wife?
Hey buddy still fighting with the wife?

Memes,  Kermit The Frog Jokes,  
    
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just gonna have sex with my wife

aaaaand she woke up
just gonna have sex with my wife

aaaaand she woke up


Meme,  
    
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For a few delicious seconds, she forgot she had a family.
For a few delicious seconds, she forgot she had a family.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Family,  
    
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my wife converted me to religion. 

really?

yes. until i married her, i didn't believe in !
my wife converted me to religion.

really?

yes. until i married her, i didn't believe in !


Funny Jokes,  Hell Jokes,  Funny Religious Sayings,  
    
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