Best Xmas Jokes

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Unless you were born on Christmas Day, you at least have a shot at getting more than one gift this holiday season. If you’re a child of divorce, your odds greatly improve. Christmas isn’t always just about the gifts. Some people take the Santa traditions and the decorations seriously. They don’t mind lighting up the block before Thanksgiving and not taking them back down again until the first day of spring.

Here we have added the best xmas jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
I know what you got me for Christmas

What!? How!?

I felt your presents...

lol
I know what you got me for Christmas

What!? How!?

I felt your presents...

lol


Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Star Wars Puns,  
    
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On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

7 flashy dimes

6 shots a swishing 

5 NBA memes

4 poster dunks

...And the Warriors blew a 3-2-1 lead
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

7 flashy dimes

6 shots a swishing

5 NBA memes

4 poster dunks

...And the Warriors blew a 3-2-1 lead


Memes,  Christmas Carol Jokes,  Best Nba Memes,  
    
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Can't wait to get my first kiss this Christmas under the missile toe
Can't wait to get my first kiss this Christmas under the missile toe

Memes,  Christmas Puns,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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My reaction when seeing Xmas posts...Won't be liking that
My reaction when seeing Xmas posts...Won't be liking that

Memes,  Best Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don't wait till Christmas!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don't wait till Christmas!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Children Knock Knock Jokes,  Funny Xmas Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

X-mas.

X-mas who?

X-mas me I have to use the bathroom
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

X-mas.

X-mas who?

X-mas me I have to use the bathroom


Xmas Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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the stockin's wuz hung
by the gun rack with care, 
in pes that the fat guy
would fill'em with .
the stockin's wuz hung
by the gun rack with care,
in pes that the fat guy
would fill'em with .


Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Funny Beer Quotes,  
    
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Giving your kids bad presents
Watch what happens when you short hand your kids with awful Christmas gifts

Funny Videos,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Funny Christmas Gifts,  
    
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The Air Bethlehem Retro's 11

Xmas flow
The Air Bethlehem Retro's 11

Xmas flow


Memes,  Jordan Jokes,  Michael Jordan Jokes,  
    
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putting your selfie at the top of your christmas tree cos you're the ing star
putting your selfie at the top of your christmas tree cos you're the ing star

Memes,  Selfie Memes,  Kanye West Jokes,  
    
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Xmas shopping for relatives like

You get a candle!

You get a candle!

Everybody gets a candle!
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Xmas shopping for relatives like

You get a candle!

You get a candle!

Everybody gets a candle!


Memes,  Funny Oprah Winfrey Jokes,  Funny Christmas Presents,  
    
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Looking at my bank account with

Xmas right around the corner like
Looking at my bank account with

Xmas right around the corner like


Memes,  Christmas Jokes Funny,  Money Humor,  
    
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"I don't care how energy-efficient it is. You can't guide the sleigh with that thing!"
"I don't care how energy-efficient it is. You can't guide the sleigh with that thing!"

Funny Jokes,  Reindeer Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Christmas,  
    
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Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Christmas Facts,  Funny Facts About Christmas,  
    
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What did Marry Poppins want from Santa?

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What did Marry Poppins want from Santa?

!


Memes,  Christmas Jokes And Riddles,  Christmas Puns,  
    
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