Biblical Jokes

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The Bible is a book that Christians base their life on and some may even consider law. Abiding by the ten commandments and even reciting different scriptures to encourage themselves and others. The jokes in this section give the lighter side of the commandments and some of the more popular biblical stories.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and viral biblical jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Since we are always adding new content to this section, we invite you to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes and articles please be so kind as to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
As ye sew

So shall ye rip
As ye sew

So shall ye rip


Sewing Puns,  Funny Tattoo Designs,  
    
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#MemeHistory God: Where's Abel?

Cain:
#MemeHistory God: Where's Abel?

Cain:


Memes,  Meme History,  
    
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The other animals when they learned they wouldn't be the chosen pair of Noah's Ark
#MemeHistory
The other animals when they learned they wouldn't be the chosen pair of Noah's Ark
#MemeHistory


Memes,  Meme History,  
    
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When the three wise men came to visit Jesus when he was born

#Memehistory
When the three wise men came to visit Jesus when he was born

#Memehistory


Meme History,  Jesus Christ Jokes,  Wise Men Jokes,  
    
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#MemeHistory

When your homie pulls out gold and all you brought was frankincense
#MemeHistory

When your homie pulls out gold and all you brought was frankincense


Wise Men Jokes,  Gold Jokes,  
    
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How Moses look at his mom when she was dropping him in the river

#MemeHistory
How Moses look at his mom when she was dropping him in the river

#MemeHistory


Meme History,  Moses Jokes,  
    
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When Cain came out the field and God asked him where Abel was #MemeHistory

I don't recall.
When Cain came out the field and God asked him where Abel was #MemeHistory

I don't recall.


Meme History,  Christian Humor,  
    
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At the wedding. Seconds after Jesus turned water to wine.

#MemeHistory
At the wedding. Seconds after Jesus turned water to wine.

#MemeHistory


Meme History,  Wine Humor,  Jesus Christ Jokes,  
    
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#MemeHistory

Moses: I'm going up the mountain to talk to God! Don't do anything crazy while I'm gone.

Israelites:
#MemeHistory

Moses: I'm going up the mountain to talk to God! Don't do anything crazy while I'm gone.

Israelites:


Funny Bible Quotes,  Meme History,  
    
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mary: joseph, i'm pregnant

joseph: w? by w? we ain't even...

mary: by god

joseph:
mary: joseph, i'm pregnant

joseph: w? by w? we ain't even...

mary: by god

joseph:


Reaction Memes,  Bible Humor,  
    
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Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews to the battle of Geritol.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews to the battle of Geritol.

Joshua Jokes,  Moses Jokes,  Funny Bible Jokes,  
    
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After Jesus rose from the grave he went over to the devil and was like

Congratulations ... You played yourself
After Jesus rose from the grave he went over to the devil and was like

Congratulations ... You played yourself


Memes,  Dj Khaled Meme,  Funny Jesus Jokes,  
    
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Gotta catch them all, Noah the first Pokemon master
Gotta catch them all, Noah the first Pokemon master

Memes,  Clean Bible Jokes,  
    
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Moses as a mobster.
Moses as a mobster.

Moses Jokes,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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Bible verses

Bible verses everywhere
Bible verses

Bible verses everywhere


Funny Bible Verses,  Everywhere Meme (theme),  Bible Humor,  
    
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