Bill Gates Jokes

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Linus Torvalds

The good creator of Linux, better than the evil Bill Gates
Linus Torvalds

The good creator of Linux, better than the evil Bill Gates


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Bill Gates' Latest Service to Humanity: Drinking Water Made From Poop
microsoft billionaire bill gates drinks water filtered from human excrement.

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Hi, my name is Bill Gates and today I'll teach you how to count to ten: 

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
Hi, my name is Bill Gates and today I'll teach you how to count to ten:

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10


Funny Jokes,  Windows Xp Jokes,  
    
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Leak Bill Gates & Oprahs Credit Card Numbers
Leak Bill Gates & Oprahs Credit Card Numbers

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Leave it to Bill Gates to do the most clever and calculated Ice Bucket Challenge

Bill gates ice bucket challenge
Leave it to Bill Gates to do the most clever and calculated Ice Bucket Challenge

Cool Videos,  Ice Bucket Challenge,  Funny Videos 2014,  
    
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Bill Gate's toilet paper
Bill Gate's toilet paper

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Who is the Maharashtrian Bill Gates?

Bal Phatak


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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says `kem chho' The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama..'


Gujarati Jokes,  Jokes About Languages,  Bill Gates Joke  
    
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You look stressed out, Nathan.

I got too many Bills!!

Gates, you gotta move out!
You look stressed out, Nathan.

I got too many Bills!!

Gates, you gotta move out!


Funny Name Jokes,  Stress Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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baby, it's only micro

when it's soft
baby, it's only micro

when it's soft


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Bill Gates wrote a class scheduling program for his school. He tweaked the program's code so that he was placed in classes with mostly female students.
Bill Gates wrote a class scheduling program for his school. He tweaked the program's code so that he was placed in classes with mostly female students.

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gee bill! w come your cpu lets you use two have drives?

because my computers aren't pieces of crap developed by fanboys
gee bill! w come your cpu lets you use two have drives?

because my computers aren't pieces of crap developed by fanboys


Steve Jobs And Bill Gates Jokes,  Computer Science Jokes,  Bill Gates Steve Jobs Meme,  
    
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Bill gates Baby photos 

Just let me get Bill over here
Bill gates Baby photos

Just let me get Bill over here


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hey baby

you turn my software into hardware
hey baby

you turn my software into hardware


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