Biologist Jokes

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When he says he's a marine biologist
When he says he's a marine biologist

Memes,  Nail Jokes,  Ratchetness,  
    
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what do you call a  biologist?

a  geneous
what do you call a biologist?

a geneous


    
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I studied biology

Therefore I write books against religion and theology
I studied biology

Therefore I write books against religion and theology


Memes,  Richard Dawkins Meme,  
    
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Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Relatable Posts,  Genes Jokes,  Biology Puns,  
    
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When I grow up, I'm either gonna be a marine biologist...

...Or a strawberry.
When I grow up, I'm either gonna be a marine biologist...

...Or a strawberry.


Memes,  Biology Puns,  Great Jokes One Liners  
    
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Oh, you just graduated with a degree in Marine biology?

I'd like a double cheeseburger and fries with that.
Oh, you just graduated with a degree in Marine biology?

I'd like a double cheeseburger and fries with that.


Memes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  Funny Sarcasm,  
    
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In our science class:

Ok class for our experiment we will blah blah blah...

Everyone is listening
In our science class:

Ok class for our experiment we will blah blah blah...

Everyone is listening


Memes,  Unhelpful High School Teacher (theme),  Biology Jokes,  
    
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Oh you're a marine biologist...

You must do so much work
Oh you're a marine biologist...

You must do so much work


Memes,  Sarcastic Meme,  Willy Wonka Jokes  
    
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At first I was an Archtect

Then I was a Marine Biologist
At first I was an Archtect

Then I was a Marine Biologist


Memes,  Marine Humor,  Funny Marine Jokes  
    
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You want to be biologist?

Why not aologist?
You want to be biologist?

Why not aologist?


Memes,  High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  The Most Funny Jokes  
    
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The difference between dogs and marine biologists is that one tags whales, an the other wags tails.

False.

The study of Whales is called cetology.
The difference between dogs and marine biologists is that one tags whales, an the other wags tails.

False.

The study of Whales is called cetology.


Memes,  Funny False Facts,  Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  
    
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Becomes marine biologist 

Narwhals no longer bacon at midnight.
Becomes marine biologist

Narwhals no longer bacon at midnight.


Memes,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  Bacon Meme  
    
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I should be a marine biologist
I should be a marine biologist

Memes,  I Should Buy A Boat Cat,  Career Jokes  
    
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im trying to find out what sex this chromosome is 

suld i pull down its genes?
im trying to find out what sex this chromosome is

suld i pull down its genes?


Memes,  Biology Puns,  Nerd Puns,  
    
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the number of creationists w decide to be biology teachers

is too  high
the number of creationists w decide to be biology teachers

is too high


Teacher Jokes One Liners,  Too Damn High Meme (theme),  
    
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